blood puddling

When your beautiful wife sits on your face while she's on her period so you can eat her ass, while her thick blood trickles down on you.

Gonna go blood puddling with Tiffany

by Mr. Becker December 22, 2016

Spudling

A weird person or persons

*See man acting strange at the train station*
You Say: Look at that Spudling

by dannyface March 17, 2009

squidling

a baby squid, also known as a squidlet.

eg. look at the little squidlings / squidlets

by sophie and jen June 1, 2006

puddling

The act of premature elimination occurring up to 35 paces from a wall mounted urinal or floor mounted toilet. The act can only be defined as puddling if access to urinal or toilet is unobstructed. Premature elimination resulting from an interruption such as a cell phone call or a hallway inquiry (or altercation) is not puddling.

The first written document of puddling dates back to the Egyptian city of Alexandria, where a Mesopotamian scholar, visiting the construction site of the city’s historic library, encountered a merchant handing out honey candy samples to slave laborers. The scholar had skipped breakfast and approached the merchant for some honey candy. The merchant seemed distracted and would not give a straight answer—he focused his eyes on a hole in the ground some distance away. Quite suddenly, he handed the scholar his tray of honey candies and walked briskly towards the hole. He stopped a short distance from the hole and stood erect. After a moment, his shoulders slumped a bit and he smiled, walking confidently back to the scholar and taking back his tray of honey candy. "Have you ever puddled?" The merchant asked the scholar. "Really, you must."

by C.W. Alfonsin December 23, 2007

studling

Originated from the word stud, meaning a younger version. a rookie stud

Patroclus, Achille's young cousin in the movie Troy

by Kristin April 7, 2005

smudding

not nearly as awesome as the name implies, the high school act of eating pudding and smores with your friends while watching movies which, in all honesty, arent that great

guy 1: damn, julie wants to go smudding again.

Guy 2: i'd bail, there's no action there

by orsngutan tang February 27, 2010

Puddling

The act of driving through large puddles of rainwater in cars, creating massive sprays of water. Filming these acts is a common practice, as is hosting said videos on YouTube. Other common practices include spraying people nearby the puddles, spraying cars that are nearby, and driving through puddles while the passengers stick their heads out the windows.

"Dude, do you want to go puddling tonight? It's supposed to rain. Last time, we sprayed about 15 feet high."

by Robb the Casbah May 17, 2006