stall stroker

Someone who masterbates in an office restroom.

DS: Dude I walked into the bathroom and heard moaning and this terrible popping sound like pulling your cheeks really fast.
BK: Must have been a stall stroker. Did you see who it was?
DS: Nope, just saw black boots under the stall and got the hell out of dodge.

by Shirazamatazz March 13, 2014

Eighteen Spoker

Hairy asshole resembling a bicycle wheel.

"I thought I was fucking a man when I saw her eighteen spoker."

by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

Spooker

A male who prefers men over women sexually due to sheer fear of communication.

Edward:will we chat up those chungwans over there?
Ryan:Yeah sure but what will we do with ben?
Edward:shit he's an absolute spooker ,he will just sit there awkwardly as fuck.
Ryan: Ditch Ben?
Edward: Yeah man.

by GNGLad69 December 10, 2016

kidney stroker

a cock that is so long that it shifts the inernal organs when you plunge it in and out

dude, i stuffed my kidney stroker so far up her cunt that I pushed her guts into new locations

by bartow joe February 25, 2005

Stroker

One who masturbates on chatroulette or omegle. Typical to be an old fat foreign man.

-Ewww another stroker on chatroulette

- Those guys are queers !

by oooppeoooepppeooe August 8, 2010

Stroker

The single handedly strongest, most powerful, most bad assed subwoofers ever created in all existance of car audio, hands down, ever, by Cerwin Vega.

The original Stroker line was designed to do 2 things only, play extremely loud, and extremely low.

They weren't pretty, but looked tough, and played tougher. Most importantly, they would win and obliterate the competition in virtually any and all SPL contests they were entered in.

More recent lines of the Stroker have been upgraded with modern conviences. They are prettier, handle insane more amounts of power, and are probably bullet proof!

On top of still playing extremely loud and low, They will now also cause earthquakes; and will also perform kidney stone lithotripsy.

I had kidney stones, and couldn't afford to go to the dr to get the ultrasound done to remove them. So I went to my buddies house and stood next to his stroker at full blast. In the process I went deaf, and the neighbors house got leveled, but my kidney stones went bye bye.

by ItWhoSleeps September 13, 2009

Sproke

A combination of spilled and broke, especially usefull when inebriated in Mexico.

Jason knocked a glass of water off the table and then apologized, "I'm sorry, I sproke a glass."

by Brandan G September 5, 2008