A boring little town with a gas station run by foreigners, a post office, fire house, 2 antique stores, an art museum in an old school and 2 churches. That's it. The most fun you can have in Springville is cow tipping and watching the grass grow. By 8 pm, everything is closed, and it becomes a ghost town. Oh, and be sure to drink the water, it guarantees eternal youth.
Springville PA is a ghost town at night.
by Ertle Mae July 23, 2009
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Get the Salt Springville, Ny mug.Did you here? Topher doesn't just have a House In Virginia; that dude has a full blown Apartment In Downtown Springfield
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Get the apartment in downtown springfield mug.Springfield XD, originally known as the HS2000, is a Croatian made auto-pistol designed for military and police use. The NRA named the springfield XD 45ACP "Handgun of the Year" in 2006.
The Springfield XD, called "glock wannabes" by pissed of Glock owners who realized they bought an inferior gun, has improved upon the many design flaws of Glock pistols. The fully-supported chamber of the XD will prevent the possibility of the famous Glock "kaboom" in which bullets explode in the chamber, destroying the Glock and leaving the shooters hand mangled (youtube "glock kaboom"). Also, the internal and external safeties of the XD, will prevent the well known phenomenon of "Glock Leg" where the gun mysteriously discharges a bullet into the owners leg (youtube "glock leg"), also known a plaxico leg.
In reality the Springfield XD is a better shooting, more accurate, far more safe, version of the glock, that also looks twice a nice as the old-fashioned Block design. I personally have 20,000+ rounds through my XD with ZERO jams or malfunctions. Wish I could say that for my old Glock!!
The Springfield XD, called "glock wannabes" by pissed of Glock owners who realized they bought an inferior gun, has improved upon the many design flaws of Glock pistols. The fully-supported chamber of the XD will prevent the possibility of the famous Glock "kaboom" in which bullets explode in the chamber, destroying the Glock and leaving the shooters hand mangled (youtube "glock kaboom"). Also, the internal and external safeties of the XD, will prevent the well known phenomenon of "Glock Leg" where the gun mysteriously discharges a bullet into the owners leg (youtube "glock leg"), also known a plaxico leg.
In reality the Springfield XD is a better shooting, more accurate, far more safe, version of the glock, that also looks twice a nice as the old-fashioned Block design. I personally have 20,000+ rounds through my XD with ZERO jams or malfunctions. Wish I could say that for my old Glock!!
"Ohh my god!! Did you see that guy's gun blow up in his hand?? Holy shit!! He's fucking bleeding, call an ambulance!!"
"He must have been shooting a Glock, thats not possible with a Springfield XD!!"
"He must have been shooting a Glock, thats not possible with a Springfield XD!!"
by TheManUWishUWere July 12, 2009
Get the Springfield XD mug.1. Name of many cities. The largest and most well-known Springfield is in Massachusetts. It's home to the Basketball Hall of Fame. Springfield, IL is also well-known by elementary school students as a state capital, but otherwise, it's a backwater. Springfield, MO is even more of a backwater but it's home to SW Missouri State Univ (SMS). There are also smaller Springfields in New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Vermont, Oregon and Ohio. None of these are worth discussing.
2. The fictional town where TV's The Simpsons live. It's not supposed to be in any state; rather, it's Springfield, USA. Identifying it with any real city would be a real embarassment because this Springfield is home to a fake barf factory.
2. The fictional town where TV's The Simpsons live. It's not supposed to be in any state; rather, it's Springfield, USA. Identifying it with any real city would be a real embarassment because this Springfield is home to a fake barf factory.
by Nutmegger February 15, 2004
Get the springfield mug.A place commonly known as Springtucky because of all the rednecks, tweakers, and inbreeding, located near Eugene Oregon.
Hey why do people from Eugene Oregon go to the yard sales in Springfield Oregon?
Why?
To get all there missing things back!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA... yeah springtucky is a ghetto ass place
Why?
To get all there missing things back!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA... yeah springtucky is a ghetto ass place
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