Springles

A crossover of Springtrap and pringles

Abby: I think Springles should be real, bro.
Mike: Yeah.

by BroIGotSpringlocked January 10, 2024

Springerstiefel femme

A springerstiefel femme is a lesbian who is very girlish and feminine, and tends to dress appropriately (skirts, simple patterns, like a dainty hat or something) but, for one reason or another, insists on wearing usually very well maintained combat boots, like Doc Martens with red laces.

"What's up with Natalie? Is she a nazi or something?"
"Nah, she's just springerstiefel femme."

by straitjacketants November 13, 2023

Springies

A person who participates in the annual tradition of taking a vacation or trip during their spring break, which is typically a break from school or work in the spring season. Spring break trips often involve traveling to warm and sunny destinations, such as beaches or resorts, for relaxation, parties, and socializing with other vacationers. Spring breakers are often college students or young adults looking to unwind, do drugs, binge drinking, have sex and have fun during their break.

the springies were all over town last week

by Sanchoypancha November 13, 2023

springertainment

Lowbrow entertainment. Jerry Springer writ large. Watch the episode with the Kung Fu Hillbilly, you'll get the idea.

I'm turning on Jerry Springer, I want some springertainment.

by Frank Symptoms March 18, 2024

Bruce Springsting

to be such an asshole, only by combining 2 other well known assholes can such an asshole can exist.

after yelling at my neighbors, I could only think they're being Bruce Springsting's

by rock hardstool December 30, 2018

Bruce Springsteen

My dads

I hear them every night
It makes me sad
I cry
And hard
I cry on my cock and balls for lube
While jerking off to Bruce Springsteen
My mommy died and I use the smell of her
ashes ti cum
My grandpa showed me how to jerk off
He called it shower time but really he touched
my butt
He used to put peanut butter in my mouth
and butt crack
And put the sword in my mouth and booty
cheeks
He yelled sometimes
It was really sexy
His wrinkles felt so nice sometimes
My grandma watched
She died once during a shower time and she
came and went at the same time
I found my sisters clitoris finally last night
It took a while
But she yelled " that's not the right hole"
I was sad
I also make cum paintings I am a natural artist

I'M CUMMING…

SO HARRRRDDDD

Bruce Springsteen is a daddy

by Sharedcuminmymouthandyourmoms August 23, 2022

Bruce Springsteen

A very popular singer-songwriter from NJ his music is very good but is well known for his outspoken left-leaning politics which is ironic because his audience mostly consists of white conservative middle-aged dads from his home state NJ

I love Bruce Springsteen so much but he wont shut the fuck up about his politics

by nymfan March 7, 2024