spreading joy

The phrase refers to the process of letting a massive amount of fart gas out in a carefully metered way- usually by farting silently while walking. In this manner, a disasterously huge amount of fart may be discretely dispensed over a larger geographical area. When faced with the prospect of needing to fart in a socially awkward situation, a person often resorts to initially letting a test fart. If the test fart indicates a vile, deadly amount of gas, the person may opt to walk (for example) from the punch bowl across the dance floor, and over to the bar- all the while silently farting the whole way. People at the punch bowl will begin vomiting, the dance floor will clear and the bar area patrons may begin to pass out. Meanwhile, the farter may actually be dozens of feet away, thus escaping blame. In such a way, the farter is said to be "spreading joy."

Damn, Frank is such an idiot. He farted over by the band and kept walking. He's spreading joy all over the wedding reception. How disgusting!

by Frank Klaune September 1, 2005

Spreading Crow

Spreading Crow is firmly spreading a hot babes ass cheeks and pounding her pooper.

"oh man, look at that hot chick!", said Brad, "yeah, id spread her crow." said Dan, "I love spreading crow!".

by CrowTime December 15, 2011

anal stretching cream

something u use for anal sex so it doesnt hurt if u like pain dont use it and come to me and ill fuck u in the ass with or without i want anal sex send me anal nudes

i used anal stretching cream last night after a good tity fuck

by lazerbeams god April 22, 2019

Screeching monkey

When a man fists a women sticks his dick in her ass and twists her nipples while bashing her into the wall

You do the screeching monkey in the bedroom

by True illness May 24, 2016

High-pitched Demonic Screeching

High-pitched demonic screeching is an act of losing Minecraft Hunger Games/ any other game

Guy 1: yo, I think I almost got him!
Another guy: *kills guy 1 with sword*
Guy 1: *High-pitched demonic screeching*

by Yeetus Yeet January 7, 2020

stretching legs

another term for a girl to finger herself

Last night, a girl was stretching legs on cam.

by majesta January 1, 2007

Super Preaching

The precise definition is: The kind of preaching that is ordained supernaturally , anointed, planned, and executed by God through a faithful servant who serves as a pastor, preacher or evangelist and preaches the extreme message of the good news and the gospel of the Lord Jesus Christ (The Cross) and extreme Hell preaching that condemns sin and emphasizes sin, Judgment ,Hell and teaches the whole counsel of God.

When Tony preaches to a congregation, his preaching is described as Super Preaching.

by Master Theologian August 25, 2010