snorkeling

Putting your balls into someone's mouth and having your penis stroked at the same time.....

I woke up in my ship's bunk to find that former Congressman Eric Massa was snorkeling me. He had his balls in my mouth and was stroking his cock.

by poopyfriend March 15, 2010

Shoreline

Houston/Galveston strain of weed. very potent so many crystals you can see your reflection in the weed. bought for 130-140 a quarter ounce unless you know the grower. will make an entire room smell in seconds

this shoreline is dank

by shoreline January 2, 2009

spoiling for a fight

Means that one is looking for a fight, looking to cause trouble

The team members were mad; they had lost the gams and, now, they were spoiling for a fight.

by Jim February 5, 2005

spoiling

(v) enjoying oneself immensely, but in a calm, cool way; succeeding at life; indulging in the spoils of victory.

Q: "Hey, man — how you doing?"
A: "I'm spoilin' like a mofo, bro."

Surrounded by gorgeous women, with a Chateaubriand on his plate and a 15-year-old Scotch in his glass, the impeccably dressed, tanned and well-rested man was spoiling.

by Snark Chariot March 7, 2013

snorgeling

Emphatically cute snuggling, especially between furry, cute, and helpless creatures. Heaviest emphasis is placed on interspecies relationships.

I caught my kitten and puppy snorgeling today, despite the assumption that the two species do not generally mix well.

by DJ Tigre May 23, 2007

Sporking

An phenomenon that occurs when a man and a woman are spooning, and the man gets an erection. Often leads to either anal sex, or a restraining order, or in rare cases, both.

Kimberly: I thought we were just spooning, but then I felt something hard between my ass cheeks and realized we were sporking.

Jessica: Cool.

by quockmacs December 22, 2009

speeling

A way of highlighting a spelling mistake

John: I'm goig too town latr
Jane: speeling!

by riga July 23, 2004