spoonguard

a long bungie rope type thing that you hook to your cutlery draws to stop evil spoon from infecting you!!!!

this kitten was exposed to spoons - protect yourself with..... SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD

by Jamie - the great July 19, 2004

spoontang

1 .Term for the reject sitting in the corner at the party drinkin tang offa spoon.

2 .General bitch-runt of the group. gets hit. alot.

1. no one gave staunton a glass, so he became spoon tang.

1. who's that freak, who invited him?
>dunno but he's spoontang.

by Travis-Bickle September 22, 2006

spoontang

Anything scoopable and almost as good as Pussy.

etymology: Southern United States (1979), coined at a Baskin Robbins icecream parlor

poontang, pussy, icecream, spoon

Man, that Rocky Road is some good spoontang.

by Sweepy April 15, 2009

Spoonguard

A very very ugly person, one who looks like those featured in the Spoonguard video.

Man, that guy is a spoonguard!

by Kirsty (Kirshizzle) January 20, 2009

spoonage

When a person grabs a plastic spoon(or spork), puts some kind of food on its end and flicks the food in another's face

Alex had some major spoonage on Mike at the lunch table

by Gabe November 10, 2003

Spoongang

Spoongang is for retards

hey I'm in spoongang

by fork gang leader August 11, 2020

spoongay

A person in gacha life called spongey but has a funny nickname which is spoongay 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 (made by a twitch streamer called callmesoda1)

Spoongay likes dogs

by Gsisbshsbhd July 21, 2021