The best one who is actively sleeping with a member of the preferred sex, but not actually having sex, can hope for. Spoon tang is simply "Spooning" (Laying sideways in bed, one behind the other)with a cool-sounding suffix having been added to sound considerably less lame and unfruitful. Popular close Platonic guy-girl relationships.
Hey, wanna hang tonight?

I can't, I'm getting some Spoon Tang-tonight!

....Spoon-Tang? Hahahahahahaha. Bitch.
by HeyitsAC123 March 2, 2009
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When a girl brings you home with the prospect of sex but then only let's you spoon
Did you get laid last night

Nah just got a little spoon tang
by TheGreatPatsby January 24, 2015
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