clit splitter

the female equivalent of a cock blocker.

Jennifer: oh my god I keep trying to talk to Kyle but Sara is being and ultimate Clit Splitter, she's all over him!
Julie: yea i know she's clit splitting you so hard...

by awesomechick2343 November 8, 2009

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Fabio Splatter

This is when you are getting head on a roller coaster and you blow your load and hits the person in the seat behind you. Like when Fabio got hit by a bird riding a roller coaster. Look for Fabio hit in the face on YouTube for an example.

Guy in front "That was definitely the best roller coaster ride I've ever had" Guy behind him "Oh Fuck I wish I had kept my mouth shut during the ride, I never expected the Fabio Splatter!"

by King Dingus June 19, 2009

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green apple splatter

having explosive diarrhea

after that munging trip we took i had a horrible case of the green apple splatters

by me June 11, 2006

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bird seed splatter

when you go to a friend's house, go to their backyard, take a huge dump on the ground, preferably under a deck... then cover it with bird seed to give it a good look

Big Jon came to my house the other day just to give me a bird seed splatter.

by Major JMC July 5, 2006

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