Splooge n' Boot

Essentially, the Splooge and Boot is when a man is receiving pleasure from a lady, whatever it is he is receiving, and then splooges. He then proceeds to somehow get rid of the woman. This because he splooged and was satisfied and now wants to go about his daily routine, whatever it may be. The man received his satisfaction and has now lost interest in the woman, it happens. Some people just loose their willingness to go on and so they go for the boot. For you see, some men do not want to spend hours cuddling or talking to the girl. THEY JUST WANT TO SPLOOGE. Therefore, using all of his cunning the man attempts to get rid of the girl using either a real excuse i.e. “I have a dinner in a half hour and I must get there early so that I can help out.” or just a lousy but understandable one i.e. “You know, I have guests out there maybe I should go out and keep them company just to make sure they’re doing alright”. This is pretty much the major benefit of the Splooge and Boot, that you have gotten rid of the woman and you are now free to do as you please. You can now play Xbox, watch TV, play guitar, go to the driving range, cook a 5 course meal or build a fort made of pillows. The sky is the limit.

David: Hey Gregoire, did you hear? Tony performed the Splooge n' Boot on a lady once again!

Gregoire: That is simply unbelievable. How could one individual possess such incredible tagging of splooging and booting??!!

David: I know right!

by thegansteroflove November 14, 2011

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splooge cicle

the art of ejaculating on your partners
eyes and watching it run down their face.

last night I dropped a major splooge cicle on my girls eyes. She totally diggs the hot facial.

by streetwhiz April 6, 2009

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Splooge Bucket

Mop bucket used at the end of every film in adult rated movie theaters. Used to soak up the man juice on the theater floor, back of seats, etc. Was in wide use before the advent of the vhs, dvd and now the internet. Splooge Bucket mop operators were held in low esteem, and were often ridiculed. The mop operator's uniform commonly employed the use of rubber boots, rain coats and eye protection.

Cedrick, movie's over. Get on your foul weather gear and send in the splooge bucket

by xxxmoonshinexxx March 6, 2011

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