sploinker yoinker

Jacking off or in other words masturbating

He was doing the sploinker yoinker in his room

by Master of a Bater February 24, 2024

Sploinky

A soft penis

I thoroughly enjoy yanking my sploinky until it’s erect

by ballfartsex April 10, 2024

Sploink

Something that is extremely sploinky and silly.

That chaton is the sploinkiest thing I've seen to date.

by theuniversalbombuster May 14, 2024

Sploinky

Of or to do with an undesirable, disreputable, or unusual music with a unbalanced groove.

This guy in the car next to me is listening to some sploinky ass music.

by Arpeg630 May 28, 2024

shploingus

The sound made when slapping your younger brother on the arm

I like slapping my brother so I can hear his shploingus

by Flofy December 14, 2024

Sploinky

A person who is just goofy as hell, mostly referring to cats.

Person 1: "Damn, your cat is so weird..."
Person 2: "Yeah, he's pretty sploinky"

by Nah Cuz December 30, 2024

Splinkisism

A term of befuddlement or confusion caused by seeing or hearing a word too many times, oftentimes making the word seem unreal

Man, I read an entire cookbook, and now I’m experiencing Splinkisism with the word bread!

by Lord Yeetus III February 1, 2025