Split Trip

1. (N) A very unfortunate event in which a simple trip to the restroom turns into a calamity of extreme proportions. The split trip occurs when a man is at the urinal enjoying an exhilarating piss and unexpectedly a mud butt blast escapes, possibly resulting in soiled underpants. To be safe, one is often required to shuffle gingerly into the nearest stall to perform a visual inspection, and/or the finger test. This extra trip to the stall constitutes the split trip.

2. (V) The act of split tripping oneself.

1. Devin only had a few minutes between meetings so he quickly went to the restroom to take a leak. Unfortunately, a catastrophe ensued and the simple trip turned into a split trip. Devin had shatted upon himself on accident.

2. Poor Phammy... He was pushing so hard at the urinal he not only ruptured a blood vessel in his eyeball, he also split tripped in his favorite bikin briefs.

by S. Bruno October 30, 2008

split my gooch

1) The phrase used to express injury in general

2) Something you say when you're really fucking angry

3) When you're skateboarding, riding a horse, or simply fucking too hard and you rip the seam between your testicles and your asshole

4) An alternate term for fucking

1) Jesus: What the fuck did you do to your knee?

Noah: I split my gooch man!

2) "That really splits my gooch!"

3) "Dude, I nailed the 50-50 off that rail, but I came down on my board and split my gooch."

4) Jebediah: There's a lot of gooch to split in this club tonight.

Moses: Isn't that why we came to the gay club?

by goochsplitter123 June 17, 2015

split tale

split tale- a man who goes both ways. bisexual. "catcher and pitcher."

Billy.......Watch out changing in the locker room in front

Jason, he is a split tale.

by fuckthathotass69 October 18, 2017

Splatoon

A video game series created by Nintendo in 2015. It follows the story of the Inklings, in a post-apocalyptic world left by the humans after a nuke was targeted at Antarctica. But it is very colorful...

Wanna play Turf War in Splatoon?

by LouTehOctoling April 4, 2023

log splitting

Verb. The act of passing a solid excrement through the line of a g-string or thong underwear.

"After a long and laborious night of burritos and beer, Wendy found herself log splitting the next day at work"

by sdrawkcaB March 30, 2015

royal split

The vagina, vagene, puss, pussy, Pandora’s wet box, twat aka the royal split

The vagina, vagene, puss, pussy, Pandora’s wet box, twat aka the royal split

You gotta get ya ding-dong wet in the royal fuckin split

by Meat beef October 19, 2020

El gamo spito

Verb meaning to spit game, translated from the Spanish language.

"Wow! Zach was doing some serious El Gamo Spito, as the Spaniards would say, on some hunnies last night!"

by TacoLover2 March 13, 2009