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splinter cell

Another term for a splinter cell is a type of cell (aka : militia-type group) that is seperated into an, often secret, location.

Splinter Cell is the name of a kickass game from Tom Clancy (even though there is a claim that he had no relation whatsoever to its development), brought to us by Ubisoft. Sam Fisher is a splinter cell, working overseas by himself, but equipped with technology that lets his buddies in the US government pinpoint his every location and every doing.
"Being monitored 24-7 sounds like hell actually."
-me
by Dave March 26, 2004
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Splinter

splinter is an extremely skinny female who acts like a cunt towards others over 90 lbs. completely annoying and uncalled for.
"that splinter just called you a lard ass because you can't fit in a size 1.....what was she doing looking at your ass anyway, fucking dike."
by captchichi April 16, 2010
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Spliterus

the man went pee out of his spliterus
by morr8362 October 25, 2010
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Splinter Pussy

Splinter Pussy was a common condition among women in the early 1800's. Housewives, tired from long laborious hours of getting men sandwiches from the kitchen, often relieved their tension through the use of a cleverly shaped rolling pin. However, these culinary tools were often made of wood and usually resulted in the condition known as Splinter Pussy.

Prolonged and undiagnosed cases of Splinter Pussy would often lead to Driftwood Vagina, another common ailment at the time.
Fred was unable to pull out because of the barbs in Selma's splinter pussy.
by Jang Huen November 19, 2010
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Splinter

When a girl is flat as a board and has no booty and is very skinny.
Guy: Fucking her would be like fucking a 2x4. You'd get a splinter.
by AreSeeCola April 23, 2015
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splifferific

A reference to spliffs. An adjective describing a time or event that involves spliffs.
"Last night was splifferific! I don't remember a thing!"

"Dude the RHCP concert was totally splifferific, there was smoke everywhere!"
by Tab213 December 9, 2008
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Lump Splitter

A budget line item for saving toward a predictable non-monthly expense.
"I need to add a lump splitter for Amazon prime, $8 a month should do"
by TheBritishAmbassador March 26, 2013
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