Splidge

A short burst of controllable intense excitement. Consistent with a thick and juicy slug (usually sperm) sneaking slowly out of the end of the penis.

This is not to be confused with Splurge which is much more rapid and uncontrollable.

Ahhh-ooohhhhh... mmmhhhh I just did a cheeky little splidge... in my pants.... pretty moist down there now.
At least it wasn't a splurge that could of been dangerous!

M: Hey Sugar, what do you think about me having a little splidge tonight?
W: Mmh I fancy a bit of splidging, havn't enjoyed that cheeky slug in a while.

by Brazzers January 27, 2014

splidge

The puss that penetrates through the shaft onto the balls after extreme exhaustion.

The amount of splidge that chick had on her face made me ralph!

by Matt Dillon April 15, 2006

Splinderific

A fantacular blend of splended and terrific

Last night was splinderific

by Captain09 November 6, 2006

Splitdom

A condom that is slip...Simple!

Dude,my wife just found out she's pregnant.

I thought you used a condom?

Turns out it was a splitdom...:(

by billybobbitch October 18, 2008

spluddering

Letting Spludder out of your nose after diving.

Hey you got some Spludder on your nose. Yak i hate spluddering.

by Etoma July 21, 2012

Sliddy-Cont

The act of being a Slutty Cunt!
Offensive slang a mean or obnoxious person

Wow that girl is a Sliddy-Cont
She's so annoying, what a sliddy-Cont!

by ALB1981 January 8, 2013

splndd

An organization fill with fucking people who like to tease and mock others.not all in that organizations like to do this fucking things..(tease others)only a certain do...And also that certain people never consider others feeling..they only think of themselves..

"I love you so much bro...consider me your brother for life"
"Fuck.You love me? You are definitely gay dude."
"Hahahhaha"*deep inside his heart*
"Cmon I sincerely love you as a friend..And you call me a gay?You know what?Fuck you...Fuck splndd...Fuck off..

by Gsjhejxj April 22, 2018