Slacked

To engage in premarital relations with a "one night stand", impregnate them, and leap out with birdlike arms from the hotel window, flying away to avoid confrontation from her.... pesky husband.

"I just got absolutely SLACKED."

by Allekatsu June 25, 2024

Slacked

When you got fucked by some dude without a condom, then he dropped an anvil on your head and flew away with their elytra.

"Sup blud, have you ever been slacked" said Albi.
"Too many times to count." Elaina replies.

by pooslayer89 July 7, 2024

Spagacked

When you see a person walking down the sidewalk with their pants falling down, looking down at rocks, and doing the sprinkler. They are spagacked for sure

I saw someone skipping backwards earlier, fucking spagacked bro!

by Skippy_smash March 7, 2026

Sparacked

Being stuck on a task.While under influence.

Kit was sparacked trying to fix something that wasnt broken.

by Speezo2408 December 9, 2025

I've slacked tech

When you're too lazy to fix the job yourself, you simply Slack the tech department to make the problem go away.

"Hey Noah, are the screens fixed yet?" - "I dunno, I've slacked Tech"

by Mikhailwh November 15, 2022