barking spider

A highly elusive nocturnal specie of spider mainly from the Tennessee area (also known as the Tennessee barking Spider). While no live specimens have been caught in order to be studied, this is the only spider known to man with the capability to "bark". These spiders are attracted by the scent of bratwurst and sourcrout and also been known to emerge on taco tuesdays. While you may not see them, you will hear them and at times feel them scurrying through the couch cusions. They do use a foul odor as a defensive mechanism. Beware the silent Tennessee barking spider, it is a deadly sub-specie and should be avoided at all costs.

Holy Shit! Call pest control. We seem to have an infestation of Tennesse Barking Spiders. I think Bill just got hit by a silent one cause I see him convulsing in the corner.

by Rick C. May 14, 2005

spider

A little creature that causes people to drive their cars into a ditch.

I was driving my mom's car yesterday and a spider crawled up on my shoulder, and after I swatted it away, I went into the ditch.

by The Z Dude September 27, 2009

Spider Sense

Strong intuition. A gut feeling.

"My spider sense is tingling - those two men, it's because of them!" - Spider Man, Marvel Comics, 1963

by leica0000 October 7, 2011

Spider-Maniac

One of those people who are just so obsessed with Spider-Man they've even got Spider-Man bedsheets

Man *Pretending to spin webs and fight villians*
Woman "Haha you're such a cute spider-maniac

by Mordecca September 24, 2018

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

a literal masterpiece, literally no one expected it to be this good

have you watched spider-man: into the spider-verse yet?

by YouGotCoconutMalled January 25, 2022

Roof spider

note all credit for the discovery of roof spiders and celling arachnid goes to Tasty taste, Quincy, the uppity bitch and that depressing chick

1-large arachnids released on the roofs of buildings in preindustrial england and its colonies to prevent people form jumping off to commit suicide. some roof spiders later evolved into less aggressive and relatively impartial celling arachnids

2- Some one as unpleasant as a man eating spider that dwells on roofs

3- Republicans

note all roof spiders are impervious to any weapon other than spears don't ask why they just are

1- OH MY GOD!!! the roof spiders have ran out of suicidal morons and are now coming down to eat the towns people
get the spears!

2- Any given person: josh your such a roof spider

3-see 2

by Tasty_taste December 7, 2010

Shed Spider

A secluded freak that is afraid to leave the comfort of his mother womb (web).

Sawyer, will you please stop being a shed spider and go find a girlfriend or eat a dick?

by Hoopla42 December 21, 2014