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spiderman monkeyface

when a girl is sucking you off you pull out and blow your load in your hand, and with the other hand you grab a bunch of your own pubic hair.. then you proceed to fire the jism like spider man in her face followed immediatley by a handfull of pubes. she will have a monkey face!
Jim gave Rosie a spiderman monkeyface last night!!
by Tomgerardod October 5, 2008
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spiderman that hoe

when a guy is getting head he pullz out and nutz in his hand then fliks it at the grils face while doing the spider man sign
she wouldent swallow so i SPIDERMAN that hoe
by wizeguy September 25, 2007
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Crank Dat Spiderman

After jizzing in your hand, you whip the cum at the girls face with your hand posed like Spiderman when he spins a web.
Guy 1: I'ma Crank Dat Spiderman dat ho'!!

Guy 2: Yo, make sure you film that shit, LOL!
by Tristan S.H. December 2, 2007
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Spiderman dat dude

Verb describing a rare phenomenon occurring between two men whereby the man administering butt sex to the other performs a rusty trombone (it is the courteous thing to do), catches the sperm in his hand, slaps the receiver in the face with his jizz-filled hand, and slowly pulls his hand away to create a web-like effect. And hence, man #1 has spidermanned dat dude. This phrase was popularized by the underground rap sensation Cabin Boy's song of the same title, "Spiderman dat dude (9/11 I'm sorry...)(Cabin Boy Tell'em)."
"Sweet sassy molassey, look at those hot buns over there! I would sooo spiderman dat dude!"
by Monkey Butter January 7, 2008
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spiderman

hes a superhero you pervs!!
I wonder if spiderman ever spidermanned on Mary jane?
by p.e.t.er January 9, 2008
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Spiderman 3 Effect

The ratio of the amount of hype a movie has produced to the amount the movie sucks.
I hope we don't get the Spiderman 3 Effect with The Dark Knight or I will be incredibly disappointed.
by Zachary Mitchell August 25, 2008
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spiderman dat hoe

like the 'superman dat hoe' payback scheme, when a man is dissastisfied from not getting any sex from his partner, he'll ejaculate onto his hand and quickly throw it onto his partner's face in wrist-flicking motion.
DUDE! my bitch didn't gimme what i wanted, so i did spiderman dat hoe on her HAHA
by ronKwon February 22, 2008
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