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Gaylord Spelunker

The ultimate insulting nickname for a straight guy who is a complete and total fag.
Darrell is being such a fag lately, he is a complete and total Gaylord Spelunker!
by JackTors April 25, 2019
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Covid Spelunker

Covid Spelunker

A male that has been cooped up too long during his Covid-19 lockdown and begins exploring for new holes and openings in which he may insert his already worn genitalia to get off and pass the time.

The lockdown was so long I became a covid spelunker. I was fucking any hole I could explore. I took a door handle off, I found a pipe in the garage, a milk jug. I was desperate.
by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
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butt spelunking

Verb: The act of spreading the butt cheeks, and diving into the butt hole tongue first.
Hooked up with a chick last night, and she loved it when I went butt spelunking.

Dude, I went butt spelunking for the first time...bitch needed to clean out dat canyon.
by Stoop Fontain April 21, 2014
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Internet Spelunker

An internet spelunker is someone who wanders the web looking to find unusual, old, and hard to reach information. They may do this in many ways including but not limited to browsing TOR, deep webbing, torrenting, looking for obscure search terms, browing 4chan, and following links on defunct web sites. Internet spelunkers often have large collections of unusual images and strange web addresses they have found and can find almost anything you're looking for nomatter how obscure even if it may take them a little while to find it.
Damnit, 4chan has failed to find the source of that pic. Anyone know an internet spelunker?
by Tree Goblin February 21, 2015
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TV Spelunking

When an individual watches TV muted with their own music playing in the background - this is best done with rap.
Dude 1: Dude last night I was TV spelunking on CSPAN - man can white guys can rap.
by osoisimo December 19, 2010
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chunk spelunker

One who willingly engages in ass play with a partner who has not first cleaned their anus and rectum with an enema or at least a finger and a lot of soap.
"It isn't necessary to be a chunk spelunker if you've got a colon hydrotherapist in the neighborhood"
by become_the_mountain April 7, 2006
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spelunking

A common form of drug use, popular among high school and college students. The experience begins with intense and continuous laughter, followed by loss of awareness, and finally delusions.
See drugs, hyphy
Boy: Man I am so spelunking right now.
Girl: You think you're spelunking, I am the one who is spelunking.
by ILikeFeet December 14, 2008
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