Shasty

Adjective describing things that are messed up or wrong

That Girls face is shasty.

by Wes Rivers August 6, 2004

Spastic finger syndrome

When you type and can't seem to type correctly. Transposing letters in a word because one finger wants to keystroke before it should. When typing, adding a space in the middle of a word or where it does not belong. Constantly having to click backspace to correct the problem.

I don't know what my deal was in chat last night, must have been spastic finger syndrome.

by Trent Kuver May 7, 2008

spastis

somebody who is completely stupid and can't read or write properly.

Samii is a spastis, she cant even spell her own name!

by Zini October 18, 2003

spastros

A person or an action that is inept, ineffectual or clumsy in the extreme.

The guy was too spastros to operate a powertool without maiming himself.

by Chris Forehan July 31, 2008

spatty wank

When the guy slaps the pussy lips around with his dick.

Guy1: Did you see that Jenna Jameson video
Guy2: Yeah dude Hella spatty wank went down in that video!!!

by Allen Gnudi December 26, 2006

Spastic Centipeagle

Or Spastic Centip-eagle: When a male transexual who is receiving anal and giving head and two hand jobs has sex with another person who is also giving head and two hand jobs and so on and so forth in a linked series. If you can picture in their head and arm movements, you'll understand why it was given the name Spastic Eagle. Link two or more people in a chain performing Spastic Eagles and they will thusly form a Spastic Centipeagle.

Look at these twelve people in a chain doing a glorious Spastic Centipeagle.

by Rumpleslangstein October 5, 2017

spastimacated

When your absolutely steamboated and you have the erge to hug a tree

I feel absolutely spastimacated after them shots

by Sharqeisha January 27, 2018