When a homie jumps about with odd movements, habitual ticks, and stares into space or at your breasts all while adjusting his pants. Pretends to be busy jumping about but tends to get nothing done.
Pros:
Can be entertaining to watch.
Easy to poke fun at.
Never needs to diet.
Cons:
Can be annoying.
May have a curved spine.
May be easily over-heated.
Has a hard time eating.
Makes the female do all the work during sex. (If female, which is very rare, she is great in bed.)
Pros:
Can be entertaining to watch.
Easy to poke fun at.
Never needs to diet.
Cons:
Can be annoying.
May have a curved spine.
May be easily over-heated.
Has a hard time eating.
Makes the female do all the work during sex. (If female, which is very rare, she is great in bed.)
Chaquim: Yo bro, what is yo homie on, dude? Man he is like a tick on a dick.
Jesus: Yo man, that's not funny. He ain't on no 'ting bro, he has 'Spastic Homie Disease'!
Jesus: Yo man, that's not funny. He ain't on no 'ting bro, he has 'Spastic Homie Disease'!
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most Squeakers are very retarded and they act like spastics all they time, they make fucking retarded body movements, sounds such as a fucking pterodactyl and make really dumb and retarded faces.
These fags are mostly found playing games such as Call Of Duty, Fortnite and Overwatch, they are also ultra common in a school playground or even any playground.
most Squeakers are very retarded and they act like spastics all they time, they make fucking retarded body movements, sounds such as a fucking pterodactyl and make really dumb and retarded faces.
These fags are mostly found playing games such as Call Of Duty, Fortnite and Overwatch, they are also ultra common in a school playground or even any playground.
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