When you cum so hard it becomes a solid and starts to glitter. It glows like glow stone and sparkles in the night. Crack your penis and the sparkle show shall begin.
by towbei October 26, 2019
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Bad Sparkle: "I have killer eyes. And I WILL use them. I also fear scarves. And I'm going to be an attorney. I'm dominant. GET OUT OF MY WAY."
by Neralich the ANTI-HERO September 21, 2009
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The ultimate ability for the champion Lux from the game League of Legends. Shoots a massive laser in one direction dealing massive damage and making you shit your pants in fear.
by toucanguppy April 24, 2019
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Get the slow your roll, sparkle mug.a word given to someone who sucks up to the Sarkoh constantly because they think it is famous as it is on a list along with half of the internet. you will be able to distinguish whether or not somebody is a Sarkohmo with the following: if the person has a keen liking for the color lime green likes a certain washed up punk group and likes it when people have red hair who also has a tendancy to talk like this... OMGZ!!111 Spongebob raep! SKITTLEZZz!! Then be warned as this person have possibly be a Sarkohmo. you may come into contact with the Sarkoh as it is perfectly sane but be warned of its followers as some are ruthless hating machines
person 1: like OmGGG!!! red is just such an awesome color lawlzcopfterrp. wats ur favorite color? :P
person 2: are you a Sarkohmo?
person 1: u tryin to b funnie? i wuz just being my like random self like ARG!! >=/ if yhooz insulting me or Sarkoh then you better watch ur mouff boi!
person 2: are you a Sarkohmo?
person 1: u tryin to b funnie? i wuz just being my like random self like ARG!! >=/ if yhooz insulting me or Sarkoh then you better watch ur mouff boi!
by i.like.hoes.as.in.pantyhoes December 22, 2009
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Edward Cullen is a sparkly vampire, who watches girls sleep, thus, Sparkle McStalker was born.
Edward Cullen is a sparkly vampire, who watches girls sleep, thus, Sparkle McStalker was born.
by Not Sparkle McStalker December 31, 2009
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