spaumaligan

when a chick sucks a guy's nut sack until theres a hicky on it.

yeah, Victor Guzmans ho gave him a spaumaligan.

by Kyle and Kevin (e-mail us @kyleandkevin.com March 27, 2003

Spatman

Combination of Spider-Man and batman.

Often misunderstood as combination of superman and batman. That's totally wrong.

Known for fighting the almighty Godzilla, spinning gorgeous webs and baking delicious cupcakes.

He got one spat pet. A majestic pheasant born in the darkness.

Nanananananananananana..Spatman!

by Kaiser Friedrich May 7, 2013

spagasim

When one has a spagasim one expirences a state that is like an orgasm in relation to sounds but has nothing to do with being sexually aroused, most of the time.

She was walking around the kitchen and had a spagasim when she heard "drop that baccon".

by Caitlin Smith May 10, 2005

Spamalot

A musical based off Monty Python and the Holy Grail. In the first act, men have two very small fish and slap the women across the cheeks a few times with them. But don't worry- justice is served when the women pull out much bigger fish and knock the guys down, humiliating them.

Rick: "I just saw Spamalot last night."
Jacob: "How was it?"
Rick: "Hilarious. Btw dude, don't ever slap a woman with a fish; she will slap you back even harder with a bigger fish."

by Rwdnededm.dnqw,ndkqek31ehi23he September 5, 2013

spazma

liquid that carries sperm

dude dont touch that dog bed its full of spazma

by PrestyHD June 26, 2017

shagmaster

Someone who is really good at sex

I'd go back for more - he/she's a real shagmaster. You could learn a lot from him/her

by Dave July 8, 2003

smagma

Not actually sweat at all, caused by sports, sexual activity, regular wear & tear, or other wise. It is the pastey white substance found under the foreskin of a man, usually during warmer weather, or over heating for a period of time with out minimal bi-daily cleaning. Also fefered to as Fromunda Cheese, which is the delighful cheese that you get from-under your foreskin. Incomplete men with out the forskin are not capable of producing this substance, thus they do not have the musk or "mojo" that men with foreskins do have. The poor foreskinlees souls tend to be less satisfying in the sack, and get uglier women.

After my week long snowboarding trip up in Whistler, I was surprised when my wife licked the stinky smagma off my dick head when I got home...it was great, I love it.

by Phenix the Great September 14, 2007