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Spacedock

To shit in the vagina.
After some fun times, Luke spacedocked Marissa.
by Joe Hotdog October 24, 2006
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Spaceboots

An occurrence or temporary paralysis of the leg(s) and feet immediately following an extended stay on the toilet whilst using a mobile device.

This is a result of ones leg(s) lacking the needed oxygen to function properly. Difficulty walking or controlling ones leg(s) or feet and often appearing as a limp to a third party.

Texting, Tweeting, Instagram, Facebook, pinterest are all common causes of Spaceboots.

This can be alleviated by discreetly bending ones knees multiple times while rinsing hands to restore leg functionality prior to exiting the restroom.
Co Worker Joe: Dude, why are you walking so funny?

Paul: I got a wicked case of spaceboots following a Instagram binge on the toilet.

Coworker: Weak.
by Swampfox1 October 3, 2013
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spaceology

spaceology was a formerly chatmod on the popular minecraft server CreativeFun and was apart of the first mass false banning by one of the server owners. He was known to be hard at work, relentless and very caring.
Person 1: Hey you remember spaceology?
Person 2: Yeah! he was really nice.
by some_random_gamer_boy May 27, 2020
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spacemen

one who is balla and has fine skills in the mastered arts of basketball, constantly performing flashy moves, which rarely work.
OK spacemen, we lost another game, but there was like 20 round the back passes!!
by Eagle Von Ceasle April 3, 2008
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Spaceman Spliff

A joint made with small hemp paper which doesn't get you high - it gets you spacey.
Whatup, I have a lecture in half an hour, let's go have a spaceman spliff to get just a little spacey.

I need a spaceman spliff to put me to bed.
by Spaceman1 October 4, 2010
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spacedocking

Frozen human stool (usually male), which is placed within a knotted condom. Each end is placed within the anus of two gay men, who then pleasure themselves.
by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005
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Spacecock

A cock so big, it reaches outerspace. People with extremely small penises may claim to have one...It is usually untrue.
Girl: I wanna get with that guy I heard he has a spacecock
by MichelleFuckingUrrutia August 18, 2011
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