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Abdi the Somalian

Apparently this guy has a massive bunda like Thomas Aston's. He is a sexy beast when he walks down too skool and the year 7's are into this guy as well. He attracts all the kids who go to primary as well. This guy is a living legend with a massssssiiiiiiiivvvvvvvveeeeee bum
have you heard of Abdi the somalian's bunda recently it has been trending on twitter. What a sexy beast
by Mulayam Singh October 27, 2020
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Somalian Cum Kettle

Somalian Cum Kettle- A plastic coated device used to catch pre-ejac when one does the helicopter with their meat stick at high rpms
I was bored so I decided to do the helicopter with my over sized man wing. Pre ejac started to fly so to tidy things up a bit I decided to try out my new Somalian Cum Kettle! It worked like a champ by catching two quarts of man glue!
by Theshattalker April 13, 2017
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Club Somalian

A person who is trying to get frisky while dancing, upon rejection, immediately insults your appearance and denies their interest in you.
Ben was trying to get frisky while dancing, I told him to fuck off, then he said he didn't want to hook up with me anyways and that I was fat and ugly...he is such a club Somalian!!
by Poshforpresident October 6, 2023
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Somalian Kiss

The act of two sexually partners pressing their butts together and shitting.
Oh man I heard Mike and Linda were caught Somalian Kissing at work yesterday.
by Chuxk December 29, 2021
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Somalian Mudslide

When you shove your dick in the ass of an IBS victim and cause her to spew muddy chunks from her ass
Man I gave this girl a Somalian Mudslide last night and I’m still trying to clean up!
by ArtsyLocus May 2, 2018
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Somalian Systems

Somalian systems is a mogging community for cag enjoyers all shapes and sizes u can get allot of cag-15's for real

we are caggers!
Hey are u in somalian systems?
"no"
kys
by Jugfruit November 18, 2023
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somalian system

who have so big dick? somalian system community bro
by somalian with big dick November 18, 2023
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