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Austrailian Slurry

When a chef coats his sweaty ass and balls with cornstarch. This creating a slurrythat happens down under.
your crotch will feel less moist if you give yourself an Austrailian Slurry
by Chef Chingon December 2, 2018
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Hawley Bitch Scurry

This is a manner in which you scurry like a little bitch through the US Capitol halls, as Josh Hawley demonstrated on January 6th 2021. While not a difficult maneuver, apparently it does require a weak spine to perform. It too helps if you raise a fist in solidarity with an angry armed mob to further agitate, then cower in the capital until insurrectionists attack law enforcement officers and breach the US Capitol. Josh Hawley at that time was posing as a US Senator for Missouri, a proud Election Denier in the Fecalogeny, and acting tough guy on camera or secured public events. Josh likely perfected his “Bitch Scurry“ at Rockhurst High School as classmates learned he secretly want to be a cheerleader but his balls were too small.
When you find yourself in a situation where those paid to protect you may be compromised, and you know your big mouth can’t protect you either, it is time to employ the Hawley Bitch Scurry.
by Bangd Ingow July 23, 2022
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slurry guts

1. A person of the female variety who is such a slut that her guts are full of com.
She's such a slurry guts that when she talks she dribbles cum.
by Kylz August 4, 2004
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sourry

“Omg I’m so sourry didn’t mean to do that”
by Oklahoma 2 May 30, 2018
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slurry

a) slut in a a hurry to get some.

b) affectionate word for a slutty friend that you don't actually want to call a slut.
a) "that slurry left with him after 20 minutes of being here"

b) "sarah's awesome, but she's also a bit of a slurry."
by geentee July 12, 2010
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slurry

Noun. 1: A whore that has lower standards of hygiene and decorum than usual. 2: Someone who irritates you or is generally annoying. 3: A mixture of shit, cum, blood, piss and vomit that is ejected from an orifice after a particularly grueling sex act.
Gary: Fuck you Jason, you fucking slurry!!
Jason: Hey man, don't call me a slurry, I am not a slurry. If you wanna know who the real whorebag slurry is look at Samantha!! She is such a slurry that she squirted like a whole litre of slurry out her arsehole the other night. What a slurry bitch.
Samantha: Its true, I am a total slurry... Who wants to fuck my arse?
by greg83 February 27, 2008
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scurry rosser high school

a school that is full of yee yees and people that juul in the bathroom, not to mention, we suck at football.
by mr. griger August 23, 2019
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