snuffle uffa guss

a ginormous fat furry freakin' animal that may eat you in your sleep. RAWRZ! so yeah dont have a hershey squirt in other words dont crap your pants

Dude a freakin' snuffle uffa guss tried to eat me last night!

by LNR137 October 18, 2009

snufflepig

a person that eats for the fucking sake of it because it’s there

We all know a fucking snufflepig you know those that sit next to buffet table at a party and doesn’t move.

A person who will eat everything just to stop someone else getting it or so they don’t have to share

by Rudi-dudi October 28, 2017

shuffletush

A pass around dirtbag slut that you and all your mates go through like a dose of salts, especially at parties. She's the one that gets left their for your mates Dad when everyones gone home. She'll do owt for cock.

Have u had a go of Mandy yet? Dirty little shuffletush is upstairs with 3 cocks hanging out of her. She loves being gang fucked until her arse bleeds and she's crammed full of jizz

by Engleflange McMangletrumpet August 24, 2014

Muff Snuffler

One who breathes heavily and snuffles like a horny pig when licking a girl out.

Girl: 'I went out with this guy and he was a Muff Snuffler.'

by BeMo February 12, 2008

Cock snuffler

The act of two men bumping their penal heads together.

Those two guys are cock snuffling.

by CJ May 20, 2004

snuffleupagus

A rather unattractive female with physical properties similar to the Sesame Street muppet, snuffleupagus

Alan had sex with a real snuffleupagus last night

by Big Birdo April 29, 2007

Snuffle

When an individual blows their nose into a womans vagina as to achieve lubrication prior to sexual intercourse.

I was really hung over from a night of drinking, so my mouth was completely dry, and my wife's vagina was comparable to the course sands of the Sahara. So I snuffled her.

by AngryMountainPig March 7, 2011