a snowballs chance in hell

The chance a snowball has before it is obliterated by the fire and brimstone of hell, kind of like the chance frosty the snowman has against a military grade flamethrower or popsicle against the heat of the sun

"theres a snowballs chance in hell of that guy jumping that and not breaking every bone in his body"

by benjamin eric April 30, 2008

snowballing

When an advantage causes that advantage to grow increasingly larger, typically with no hope of stopping it.

Bottom lane fed 5 times, and now Yi is snowballing out of control.

by Bo0m5l4ng September 14, 2016

snowball surprise

when a girl gives you a blowjob and acts like she swallowed, but didnt. and then she kisses you, to share a mouth full of semen that you didnt expect. hence the *surprise*

Man, my girl got me with the snowball surprise last night..

by Reek December 15, 2008

snowballin

To take a lot of CNS depressants, i.e. benzodiazepines and opiates, so that the CNS is "snowballed".

I need to do some snowballin.

by tylerdurden89 November 8, 2010

Snowball Jungle

A 100% win rate tactic used in league of legends, popularized by Johnny. Most often used in conjunction with Volibear, Rammus, Udyr, and Xin Zhao, snowball jungle requires a solo mindset of split push all game. The jungler is required to jungle all game, and in the rare occasion of ganks, the jungler must last hit the kill. Whether the gank is successful or not, taxing your teammates lane is a requirement for success. In order to increase win percentage, you must rush three giants belts and slowly transition to a sunfires cape. Once you have mastered snowball jungle, there is no turning back. You will be eternally cursed with the ability to only play one role, jungle. No matter who calls jungle first, a snowball jungler will always instalock. In the slight chance that snowball is unsuccessful, it is never the snowball jungler's fault. Blaming teammates is the route to snowball jungling mastery. Snowball jungling is a difficult yet rewarding tactic, where true mastery is only possible by Johnny.

Where is my snowball jungle? We can't win without one.
Man, your snowball jungler carried so hard.
If only we had a snowball jungler.

by FrescaTK December 22, 2013

Vaginal Snowball

When a male ejaculates in the female's vagina then performs cunninglus on the female. The female then queefs causing the semen inside the vagina to be expelled into the mouth of the male.

Dude #1: Dude!! I got a vaginal snowball last night!

Dude #2: WTF....Why would you go down on a girl after you jis in her?

by Walnuts75 May 30, 2010

snowballs

The difference between a snowman and a snow-woman.

Winter is nearly over, that snowman's snowballs are melting.

by JustThink4Once December 24, 2010