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Snooker-fuck

The act of pleasuring yourself using a pool ball or pool cue
Did you see the webcam girl snooker-fuck herself last night? It was so hot
by SuperStarlord24 June 13, 2023
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Snooker

Bend and stab. Requires two people, or a person and an object.
What do you do to exercise indoors?
Snooker
by passtheice September 27, 2020
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Bastard Snooker

A game played by the illegitimate consisting of multi-coloured balls and six pockets.
I cant be christened or have a birth certificate sir but at least I can get a clean break in bastard snooker
by Work Based Learner 2 January 21, 2015
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snooker be damned

Not collecting an entitlement, in order to avoid drawing inconvenient criticism, although you totally could get away with it, and everybody knows it
1. North Korea won't be attacked yet, snooker be damned.
2. We won't seize a go kart at the boardwalk today, snooker be damned.
by Ninja Clan Lord April 24, 2017
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snooker table

by Debskelly1985 March 1, 2023
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Mongolian Snooker Cue

A Mongolian Snooker Cue is an intense manoeuvre applied in the bedroom during sexual intercourse.

It is performed by cumming all over your partner's phone, dialing the police and then rapidly shoving the phone inside your partner's vagina. Once you have inserted the phone into your partner you procede to Knock them clean out with a cheeky right hook, then take a shit all over their pillows and flea the scene.
Oh my goodness it appears somebody has Mongolian Snooker Cued my poor sister

Are you ok after being Mongolian Snooker Cued mother?
by Dorgo_is_skinny69 July 29, 2021
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