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shifty-eyed puck licker

n. one who either sniffs or licks urinal mints to get high.
Man you are shifty-eyed puck licker.
by malfunkt October 24, 2005
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Shifty Batter

Euphemism pertaining to semen. Related to by the fact Shifty and batter go hand in hand, as Shifty is a Fish and Chip Shop owner.
Shifty says to female - "Have you tasted Shifty Batter?"
by Shiftybatter March 31, 2008
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Shifty Sleeves

A phrase used to describe a creepy man/woman at a bar or party to alert the crowd that this person looks suspicious and may drop 'something' into your drink.
Creepy Guy walks over to Woman

Woman (as she covers her drink): "Step away from my drink Shifty Sleeves!"

OR

"Watch out everyone that guy has shifty sleeves"
by Jaime Lester January 24, 2009
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Shiftyy

A move/action to escape a grenade/ugly girl/girl.
1. That Hoester sure can move fast, he shiftied away from that chick so quickly! God knows why he'd do that.

2. Back in the army, we were taught to shiftyy away from a grenade if it fell in the pit.

3. "That girl isn't even 16 yet! Thank God I shiftied"
by cplnah September 2, 2011
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snilty

The guilty, sneaky, cheeky smoke. Specifically cigarettes.
A: Linda is such a hypocrite. She scolds us for smoking, but I saw her having a snilty the other day!
by 5v3rr1 March 6, 2021
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swiftymax

a human who has a name called Khoi and looks utterly horrendous with the human eye, he wears a black hoodie and orange glasses, if you see him, RUN from this unholy beast
swiftymax is scary!
by Zypheoniy April 16, 2022
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Shifty Nut

A shifty nut is when your ball bag is unexpectedly exposed from its garment.
When you're taking a family photo and grandma says "Ooo what's that?" And the grandson replies, "that's a shifty nut grandma, hanging out the bottom of my shorts"

Come on, let's go to a theme park and throw out a shifty nut, so we can get on the big screen.

Uncle Barry's shorts are so loose, he doesn't even realised that he's thrown a shifty nut.

I asked my electrician to change my light globe and he asked me to hold his ladder, and all I saw was a shifty nut
by Peter Enis 85 February 25, 2023
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