Snifflesnort

The action of sniffling while snorting at the same time. Usually not actually snorting anything, but makes it sound like you are. Usually only used by internet users.

He said he was sniffing drugs, but he was just snifflesnorting.

by Hallowed November 24, 2016

nerd sniffles

Frequent, mild sickness experienced by gamers and software developers that guzzle coffee, stay up late, never exercise, and so forth. Often mistaken for legitimate illness and disease; nerd sniffles is in fact easily cured by going outside, sleeping well, eating right, going to the gym, and generally not being a nerdy weakling.

Bob: Hey, has anyone seen John? He's been taking a lot of sick days lately...
Chris: He's at home today. He bought a couple more games on Steam the other night and caught a bad case of nerd sniffles.

by MisterGainer May 13, 2014

Symphony of Sniffles

When you travel to Japan, in the midst of winter, and you realise no cunt actually blows their snoz in public.

Lez had taken off his headphones on the subway, to take a break from music, only to be greeted by a ‘symphony of sniffles’.

by Cal94 September 19, 2019

The Six60 Sniffles

When you have a slight cold after standing in the pouring rain at the 2022 Six60 Saturdays Concert at Eden Park

"Gods man I feel awful, I think I have the Six60 Sniffles after the weekend!"

by ZeVol November 20, 2022

Sniffletits

a term of endearment. someone who likes being motorboated by innocent biblethumping closeted homosexuals

Hey there sniffletits!
Don't worry sniffletits...

by Janey Cash April 4, 2010

Sniffilis

A syphilis infection in one's nasal passages or sinus cavity; usually caused by snorting powdered cocaine out of a prostitutes vagina (aka a Columbian Special).

I snorted syphilis; now my nose got sniffilis.

by -SVEN- December 8, 2012

sniffelishius

sniffelishius is when something is delicious and smells like something.

broham 1: those waffles look sniffelishius
broham2: can i have some?
broham 1 again: sure!!

by nolifejim November 24, 2020