When you unsuccessfully attempt to hold in a turd and the end pokes out into your underwear, generally resulting in a skid mark.
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Jock sniffing, or jocksniffing is a practice involving the inhalation of odors from unlaundered jockstraps for the purpose of erotic stimulation.
by football king November 21, 2007
Get the jock sniffing mug.The art of enjoying taking in the aroma of a females dirty crotch scent contained in her soiled pantys. Held close to the nose and with a slow, deep inhaling of her soiled scent. Licking the filthy panel can also give a tangy taste. Most usually performed whiled masturbating with a towel on your chest and your cock well lubed with ky jelly.
I layed back on my bed, towel on my stomach and a handfull of lube. Stuck the filthy, pungent crotch of her soiled panties to my nose and inhaled the aroma of her 3 days long worn deposit. It was so strong my brain couldn't take the treatment any more from her female scent and offered up my bounty of man goo, spewing from my cock. panty sniffing again helped me to bust a much needed nut, joyously.
by The Cornhole King January 7, 2005
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Coach: "Make no mistakes boys, ball sniffing is a dangerous path to go down."
Brendon: "Jake doesn't do drugs, unless you count ball sniffing."
Zack: "I heard he sniffs his balls before school everyday!"
Coach: "Make no mistakes boys, ball sniffing is a dangerous path to go down."
Brendon: "Jake doesn't do drugs, unless you count ball sniffing."
Zack: "I heard he sniffs his balls before school everyday!"
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Get the Ball Sniffing mug.The act of looking at your opponents screen or playbook in a video game to gain an advantage.
In football video games, paddle sniffing is achieved by trying to figure out your opponents play they're going to pick by looking at your playbook. In split screen games like Halo or Mario Kart, one paddle sniffs by looking at the action on their screen to be able to find them to fuck their shit up.
The ethics of Paddle Sniffing is quite controversial. Some argue that anything is on the screen is fair game to use to their advantage. Yet the majority opinion is that Paddle Sniffing is for pussies and is used only if the Paddle Sniffer sucks at the game and that's the only way to be able to win.
Paddle Sniffing is often times accompanied by extreme douche-baggery, whereas, major studs are usually known to never paddle sniff.
In football video games, paddle sniffing is achieved by trying to figure out your opponents play they're going to pick by looking at your playbook. In split screen games like Halo or Mario Kart, one paddle sniffs by looking at the action on their screen to be able to find them to fuck their shit up.
The ethics of Paddle Sniffing is quite controversial. Some argue that anything is on the screen is fair game to use to their advantage. Yet the majority opinion is that Paddle Sniffing is for pussies and is used only if the Paddle Sniffer sucks at the game and that's the only way to be able to win.
Paddle Sniffing is often times accompanied by extreme douche-baggery, whereas, major studs are usually known to never paddle sniff.
victim: You knew I was about to run the option, you Paddle Sniffing mother fucker. Grow up and run your defense like you know anything about football.
paddle sniffing dickhead: Hah, I totally paddle sniffed you being in that corner and that's how knew to snipe you there.
paddle sniffing dickhead: Hah, I totally paddle sniffed you being in that corner and that's how knew to snipe you there.
by beeps pa April 9, 2009
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I got myself one of them George Santos Crotch-Sniffing Dogs in order to disarm famous folks and talk to them for a few magic moments, just long enough for my friend here to take a really good picture for my FB page!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2023
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