Skip to main content

turtle sniffing cotton

When you unsuccessfully attempt to hold in a turd and the end pokes out into your underwear, generally resulting in a skid mark.
Man, I need to find a bathroom bad. I've got a turtle sniffing cotton.
by Beamer from Hell October 24, 2008
mugGet the turtle sniffing cotton mug.

book sniffing

1. Breathing in the sent of a book; often done in secret.
2. How book nerds get high.
Gerald likes book sniffing at lunchtime. It makes Gerald happy!
by CakeforFlowers March 9, 2017
mugGet the book sniffing mug.

jock sniffing

Jock sniffing, or jocksniffing is a practice involving the inhalation of odors from unlaundered jockstraps for the purpose of erotic stimulation.
The coach caught Adam jock sniffing in the locker room.
by football king November 21, 2007
mugGet the jock sniffing mug.

panty sniffing

The art of enjoying taking in the aroma of a females dirty crotch scent contained in her soiled pantys. Held close to the nose and with a slow, deep inhaling of her soiled scent. Licking the filthy panel can also give a tangy taste. Most usually performed whiled masturbating with a towel on your chest and your cock well lubed with ky jelly.
I layed back on my bed, towel on my stomach and a handfull of lube. Stuck the filthy, pungent crotch of her soiled panties to my nose and inhaled the aroma of her 3 days long worn deposit. It was so strong my brain couldn't take the treatment any more from her female scent and offered up my bounty of man goo, spewing from my cock. panty sniffing again helped me to bust a much needed nut, joyously.
by The Cornhole King January 7, 2005
mugGet the panty sniffing mug.

Ball Sniffing

The act of sniffing one's own balls in order to get a high on your awesome man smell.
Dan uses ball sniffing as a way to escape his problems at home.

Coach: "Make no mistakes boys, ball sniffing is a dangerous path to go down."

Brendon: "Jake doesn't do drugs, unless you count ball sniffing."
Zack: "I heard he sniffs his balls before school everyday!"
by slamdunkpeices888 May 7, 2010
mugGet the Ball Sniffing mug.

paddle sniffing

The act of looking at your opponents screen or playbook in a video game to gain an advantage.

In football video games, paddle sniffing is achieved by trying to figure out your opponents play they're going to pick by looking at your playbook. In split screen games like Halo or Mario Kart, one paddle sniffs by looking at the action on their screen to be able to find them to fuck their shit up.

The ethics of Paddle Sniffing is quite controversial. Some argue that anything is on the screen is fair game to use to their advantage. Yet the majority opinion is that Paddle Sniffing is for pussies and is used only if the Paddle Sniffer sucks at the game and that's the only way to be able to win.

Paddle Sniffing is often times accompanied by extreme douche-baggery, whereas, major studs are usually known to never paddle sniff.
victim: You knew I was about to run the option, you Paddle Sniffing mother fucker. Grow up and run your defense like you know anything about football.

paddle sniffing dickhead: Hah, I totally paddle sniffed you being in that corner and that's how knew to snipe you there.
by beeps pa April 9, 2009
mugGet the paddle sniffing mug.

George Santos Crotch-Sniffing Dogs

Specially bred dogs you can buy or steal who are trained to unceremoniously introduce you to famous and infamous politicians and celebrities when you lack the usual “ins” of an actually wealthy person.
I got myself one of them George Santos Crotch-Sniffing Dogs in order to disarm famous folks and talk to them for a few magic moments, just long enough for my friend here to take a really good picture for my FB page!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2023
mugGet the George Santos Crotch-Sniffing Dogs mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email