snark-bat

When needing to hit someone with an explicitly snarky comment, one pulls out the snark bat.
In this mornings meeting, I hit Jim from Finance with the snark-bat.
by Hello622 May 29, 2015
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snark hat

A metaphorical 'hat' worn when a not otherwise snarky person wishes to add some snarkiness to the world. The un-snarky person can then remove the hat and return to normalcy.
Hubert was generally a nice and non-judgmental guy, but sometimes when he put on his snark hat he could really lay into people.
by chrixo January 21, 2010
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road snark

The release of pent up frustration in the way of sarcasm directed to all of the morons on the road, so said pent up frustration doesn't build into the more commonly known Road Rage.
After saying that the idiot in the oversized pickup truck who cut him off, was obviously over compensating, Joe laughed at his road snark.
by dgw1701 May 05, 2011
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snarking out

A practice commonly associated with but not limited to minors, snarking out is the act of secretly leaving one's house late at night, usually to go to the movies. Named for the Snark Theater in Daniel Pinkwater's Snarkout Boys books.
"Winston Bongo's building is slightly more complicated to snark out of, because they have an elevator man. In my building the elevator is self-service. That makes snarking out less of a challenge." - Daniel Pinkwater, The Snarkout Boys and the Avocado of Death
by literaryassassin July 29, 2003
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Butt Snark

Person who is a total asshole and a loser
Joe Revercomb is a Butt Snark
by Mike Ratchtickles October 28, 2003
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snark welt

Noun. (Plural: snark welts) A well crafted, snarky comment which causes the recipient to respond as though they had just been physically slapped.
“The things which Betty said to her ex last night at the party were cold; it looked like he might cry from all her snark welts."
by OlyWABCR January 23, 2016
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snark

1. to have playful, fun sex. (intransitive verb)
2. to pleasure one's partner in bed (transitive verb)
1. We snarked all afternoon.
2. We snarked each other until we were too tired to move.
by Confederate dunce February 22, 2007
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