Snail

A disgusting little slug with a shell on it but for some reason people eat them, whenever I see them I want to throw up
Guy 1: oh, look a snail
Guy 2: *vomiting*
by #Poopinthebasket September 07, 2023
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snail

the word tj jaguars use in reference to a very small penis (often associated with a shelf)
That dude finally took a shower after practice... what a snail!
by truth33 April 21, 2011
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snailed it

to ''snail it'' is to have a golden opportunity available to you in which a female is ready for you to 'take her', but you take way too long to pull the trigger and another male takes over the situation, and nails the girl before you.
Basically the opposite of ''nailing it''.

too slow to get done what needed to get done.

if you want it, you gotta jump on it before someone else does.
yo just letting you know, Jenna was all over your dick. Like she was ready for someone to do it up. But you didnt jump on the opportunity, so i went in for the kill on her.
ya snailed it, bruh.
by Saiya52 October 14, 2014
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Snailed

When a male attempts to have sex with a flacid penis, but cannot successfully complete the deed.
"How was last night with Jess? Did you nail her?"

"Nah dude, I snailed the shit out of her."
"I'm sorry man, it happens to the best of us."
by Honeybadger69 January 13, 2014
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snailing

(v) When you walk around real slow because youre so stoned....with a backpack on; resembling a snail.
Dude, i was totaling snailing on the way to class today. I was 30 minutes late and my eyes looked like solo cups. The professor was chill.
by ignaciohernandez February 22, 2011
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Snail

Someone you would have sexual intercourse with but not brag about
You see the girl over there, shes not that good looking, but shes a snail
by Biff Winton November 27, 2007
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The snail

The snail is when the boy lays on his back with his hands behind his head with his elbows sticking up. The girl should be underneath a blanket in doggy position sucking the boy off. This should look like a snail, with the elbows being the eyes and the girl underneath the blanket being the shell
Oi man i walked into my room mate room last night and this girl was doing the snail on him.
by Crazy Johnny boy 745 June 18, 2006
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