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snail mail

Etymology: Scott Adams, creator of Dilbert
(n) conventional mail in which a letter or package is physically delivered by a postal service, esp. when the object mailed could have been sent electronically via email/e-mail and arrived at the destination instantly
Paranoid about "hackers" spying on him, my boss insists on sending all correspondence via snail mail, which means I can't use my spam filter to ignore him.
by BeardedFatass January 9, 2004
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snail net

The nylon lining inside a cheap bathing suit which holds soggy testicles, a shriveled snail dick, and a pound of sand, that no grown man should be wearing to the beach.
Hey Eric, check out the snail net in my new swim trunks I picked up from JC Penny. Look what I caught!
by Julius Plea$er June 3, 2016
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snail trail race

When two girls get really wet and drag their pussies across bedsheets to see who can leave the longest pussy juice line on the sheet.

Typically both girls would be next to eachother either on their stomach or on their backs. Each girl would grind their pussy into the bedsheet while moving upwards toward the end of the bed in an attempt to leave the longest trail of pussy juice. When the juice drys it will appear shiney and slimy as if a snail had crossed the bed.
I had two girls over last night in my bed and they had a snail trail race.
by Bigdadddyz April 22, 2017
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snail tit

A droopy boob or nipple that sags down

A sweaty boob that leaves a sweat stain under the boob area on a shirt

A snail with tits
“Yo did you see jessica’s nudes ?”
“Yeah she’s got some major snail tits
by snailtittylit July 21, 2018
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To Snail Up (on someone)

To be extremely slow at responding to one's request
To Snail Up (on someone): "I asked Brownie a week ago for some figures and she still hasn't come back to me yet.", "What, she still hasn't snailed up on you?"
by Orbit9107 August 11, 2010
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pale snail

(Noun) Term used to describe an unlucky or unsuccessful individual. Can be used in a range of situations.
"Ryan failed his econ midterm, lost his intramural game while tearing his ACL, and struck out with Steph last night at the party."

"Wow, that dude's a pale snail."
by Nick Gillis October 5, 2011
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squishy snail

When a man presses his limp penis and testicles against a glass shower door.
Chris was in the shower as we were getting ready to go out to dinner and thought he needed to show me his squishy snail.
by Spidermonkey317 December 17, 2016
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