scabbadongus

wierd scabby shit all over your dick from that nasty bitch at the party last night.

that dumb cunt gave me scabbadongus last night! gotta go to the free clinic and get my pisshole swabbed!

by big fuckin secret June 26, 2009

Scabbage

Flaking skin, scabbing, or any skin that requires removal due to an injury, tattoo healing, sunburn, etc.

Due to my 2nd degree sunburn, I must begin the scabbage harvest tomorrow.

by bdbf4l July 27, 2010

Snapback Snatch

A skimpy hooch(ie) - looking girl, who puts a snapback cap (hat) on her head, only with the intention to 'get her slut on' with rappers/skaters or anyone with status in the hip hop subculture. Most commonly you see them in action at hip hop events. If a snapback snatch feels threatened by another females presence, she will use her most apparent characteristic - being a vicious psycho bitch from hell and do whatever it takes for you to either end up severely injured or psychologically torment you to the point that your self esteem leaves you in foetal position.

- "I can't see anything from here or even move Sarah! I'll try and ask the guy for a demo when he gets off stage because he sounds ill! (ouch) I just got elbowed real hard and spilled my drink all over myself because of the snapback snatch beside me!"

by N.E.Z.A August 6, 2013

Slabbadonk

Originally used as an expression of excitement or emphatic agreement, this bastardized contraction of two contradicting slang words can also be shortened and used in many ways to complete an expression. Said with enough conviction and it'll even make others start using it.

Heard in the most random of places, like Texas, Ohio and Florida. Connection unknown.

E: I finally bought the game you've been wanting me to play on Steam.

L: Slabbadonk!

Common alternate forms:

I just went 35:4 on COD. That team got slabbed.

I just slabbed out on some Taco Bell. So full...
Check out this video I saw today. It's slab.

by Friends With a Ho July 22, 2015

Snapbackable

Whether or not a Pussy has the elasticitical ability to snap back either after childbirth and or repeated well hung pounding.

She hasn't had sex in 2 years so I was expecting an orgasmic tight resistance when I entered her but it was like putting my cock in a warm glass of water and at that moment I knew that her Pussy was absolutely not in any way Snapbackable.

by 'Mr.Elektrek' June 12, 2016

herpes sabbatical

a- the condition of having a herpes cold sore, so large, on your lip that it keeps you from kissing anyone.

b- having a herpes cold sore large enough to render one a hideous creature- hence wanting to stay out of the public eye until it clears up.

a- Valentine's Day came and went, I was on a herpes sabbatical. But I did give out a few rain checks;)

b- There is no way I'm going to that party tonight. I'm going on a herpes sabbatical until this damn cold sore clears up.

by Outpost 1 February 18, 2010

sabbath

Saturday, the holy day to worship God, seventh day of the week.

On the seventh day, having finished his task God rested from all his work. And God blessed the seventh day and declared it holy, because it was the day when he rested from his work of creation. Genesis 2:2-3

by jko January 12, 2005