Butt smuggling the midnight salami

sex

"Leo, what did you do last night?" "Me and the girlfriend were butt smuggling the midnight salami."

by cumguzzler6699 March 30, 2015

Fanny smudging

To rub ones hands vigorously across the female genitalia

I was busy fanny smudging the Mrs last, she fucking loved it

by Bigbob91 July 15, 2015

drug smuggling

Bringing drugs from a different country

In the 2013 film, "We're The Millers" they smuggled marijuana from Mexico to the United States by sneaking it in which is drug smuggling."

by 69bigbootyjudy69 December 24, 2013

smuggling peanuts

the unfortunate condition of having stiff nips

person 1: wow, you must be freezing

person 2: o god, i'm smuggling peanuts aren't i?

person 1: uhuh

by sara s April 19, 2006

Smuggling Butter

When a woman has just had sex, and is walking around with the splooge still inside her.

"Can you smell that? I think one of these chicks is smuggling butter."

by Pablobot February 17, 2010

Smudging

The risk of transferring vaginal love juice to a phone screen when texting and masturbating simultaneously

She was at risk of smudging when sexting her boyfriend.....

by Comedy_Genius May 12, 2020

duck smuggling

When you are walking and fart with every step.

Is she wearing leather trousers or duck smuggling?

by MooMMM November 2, 2017