Smuthered

To be completely smaashed, so drunk you can barely stand up. Word created by Q.R

"Man, last night I was just Smuthered from that beerpong tourney!"

by AnalRupturer69 December 23, 2011

shuckered

To be rApEd by an endangered green rhino from mount everest.

Ah shucks I just got shuckered my jew, Ah shuckers Ive been shuckered.
Reeeeeeeeeeee I have been SHUCKERED

by theshuckeringking December 12, 2018

Smucker

Word that describes masturbating with a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Friend 1: "Dude, have you ever used a fleshlight?"

Friend 2: "Nah fam, I prefer to smucker myself."

by Benwithyourmum December 28, 2018

dick smucker

An elderly woman with no teeth giving a blow job. Possibly the closest to heaven any living man is likely to get.

I was skeptical at first, but that dick smucker gave me the best head of my life.

by El conquistador January 17, 2014

smuckers

a cute nickname for a girlfriend/ boyfriend; a kind of grape jelly

i love you smuckers.

I had to buy smuckers jelly today

by Julya Marie September 7, 2009

fart smucker

A spoonerism of "smart fucker", a humorous and frequently derogatory term used to describe someone who demonstrates intelligence (or a reasonable facsimile) in a conversation. Can be applied to males or females. First heard in the early 1990s. Identical to fart smeller

In conversation, it is sometimes followed by the correct pronunciation for humorous effect.

Hey, you fixed that real quick-like! You must be a fart smucker!

by Grue December 14, 2003

smackerdoodle

The act of giving a females genitals a rasberry by sucking in air, pressing one's lips againts the genital area and blowing as hard as possible.

I gave Jenna a smackerdoodle last night, her pussy is redder than rudolf's nose!

by blackenese April 28, 2006