Smooth Criminal

A person who decides to commit a crime and then moonwalk away from the scene.

"Did you hear about the bank robbery last night?"

"Yeah, I heard it was a smooth criminal."

*The two here a "He-he" from the distance"

by Kkderpz2 December 23, 2020

Be Smooth

(1) Like saying good bye
(2) is like telling someone to keep their head up, things will get better, to keep up ur hustle
(3)compliments... Ex: when one black guy says to another as they are seperating "stay smooth,"

(keep it up, stay doing what your doing, be good,be healthy, live well)

"Ok I'll see you later bruh, Be Smooth"
"Man ur doin really well, Stay Smooth"

by Truth Howard December 17, 2017

smest

The hybrid smock/vest "uniform" worn by associates at retail stores, notably Wal*Mart.

Tina rummaged through her smest pockets, finding empty coin wrappers, half a pack of cigarettes and a lighter, her car keys, and unpaid-for chewing gum, but could not find her badge to clock in.

by mark from houston December 9, 2008

Rick Smooth

The less mexican version of Rico Suave.

That Rick Smooth sure is living the crazy life.

by Servo3 January 21, 2009

rub smoothies

A reference to "rubbing fuzzies". Given the recent trend for shaving hair EVERYWHERE, the parts rubbed are no longer fuzzy, they are smoothie.

Marie and I just had brazilian bikini waxes. I'm so excited to rub smoothies.

by 50 cal August 20, 2009

Adirondack Smoothie

When you get a blowjob from a woman with no teeth. Mountain people are notorious for poor dental hygiene. Or just plain people from Montana.

Holy shit , I got so drunk last night I got an Adirondack Smoothie from some butterface mountain bitch .

by cracksmoke November 6, 2014

Dick's smoothie and adoption center

The absolute best best place to go if you want a slave labored and a smoothie at the same time

person 1: I want a slave labored child and a thick and creamy cocoNUT milk
Person 2: Then go to Dick's smoothie and adoption center

by Dick's smoothies_official March 11, 2020