Smocking gun

The way stable geniuses spell “smoking gun”

Trump is a stable genius who spells “smoking gun” as “smocking gun”

by HsKL1 December 10, 2018

Smocking gun

A gun with a U-shaped barrel that allows self-described "genius" Presidents to cover themselves in ridicule when firing insults at Democrats.

“No Smocking Gun…No Collusion,” Trump boasted in his early morning tweeting.

“That’s because there was NO COLLUSION. So now the Dems go to a simple private transaction, wrongly calling it a campaign contribution…which it was not (but even if it was, it is only a CIVIL CASE, like Obama’s – but it was done correctly by a lawyer and there would not even be a fine. Lawyer’s liability if he made a mistake, not me).

by GManOfKC December 10, 2018

Smocking Gun

The weapon of choice when smooting holes in your ability to communicate clearly

The lack of clarity in his smocking gun comments left many wondering "wtf is talking about?"

by The 2112 Hollilama December 11, 2018

smooshing

when your manhood doesnt work to full potential, usually from drinking or an unattractive lady, so you have a rubbery wang that you smoosh into her snatch

i was getting hot and heavy with that girl but when it came time to get to business my guy wasn't at full mast so i was just smooshing her for three hours, i had fun.

by smooshman February 23, 2009

scootching

when a dog rubs his ass along the ground after pooping.

My dog scoothes along the floor leaving skid marks behind.

by mary ann August 17, 2003

smoothing one out

To "smooth out" one's erection
To masturbrate as a male
To jack off

So I was in my room smoothing one out when my mom walked in...

by Dr.AlfredKinseyatLarge April 24, 2008

Smoochie My Coochie

When a THOT kindly asks a horny man to eat out her stanky, wookie-like coochie.
Great lyric to many top charting songs.

THOT: Hey Jeremy Lin, wanna smoochie my coochie! ;)

NEXT DAY
Jeremy Lin: Bro this thot asked me to smoochie her coochie last night
Ron Artest: Bro thats nasty

by Nurgy Shab August 14, 2018