Cooch Smooch

A female's version of a teabag. Consists of a female crouching over someone's face and moving up and down over them. -Usually used as an insult, especially in video games.

He is a jerk, make sure to cooch smooch him when you kill him.

by Miss Tracey xox May 4, 2011

cack smooch

To smooch a cock. Means Cock Smooch

Man, I sure want to smooch his cack

I could go for a good cack smoochin' right now

by Troggy January 26, 2005

Shady smooch

Noun. In a social work context, a baby daddy that mooches off the baby momma.

That guy is a shady smooch, he wanted me to pay bail, when he hasn't paid child support.

by Angry baby momma December 7, 2012

smooch looter

One who knowingly prevents face sucking.

My gf and I were watching a movie, we were about to kiss when my sister walked in and sat next to us. She is such a smooch looter.

by ›:D April 19, 2017

Smooch Up

A cross between kiss up and schmoozing. Specifically, it means to network with someone while taking care to be as much of a kiss ass as possible with the intent of gaining something from that specific someone.

Mary is the CTO there. You should smooch up to her and see if she'll offer you a job.

by DrinkerOfMonster August 24, 2016

Butt smooch

When your rear feels the need to send a kiss into the world in the form of a fart to which can be loud, silent, wet, deadly, toxic, etc. Thus, the butt smooch.

Hey do you smell that? I'm getting light headed.

Yeah, sorry I butt smooched again.

Dude, go get that checked out.

by Tough lips June 3, 2016

Smooching Orgy

A group of people who are all sexually attracted (or bored) to one another engaging in facial interaction. More specifically, kissing in a group.

Woah those people in the Wendy’s Drive Thru are having a smooching orgy.

by Kyosa May 3, 2021