smollet

noun - (sMAW-let) The sensitive inner areas of the joints of the knees and elbows.

"Be careful, my smollets are ticklish!"

or "If you push on my smollet, I'll fall over."

by J. Buster January 14, 2006

Smollest

Elevating the term "selfie" to a whole new level, where one fakes a lynching attack on oneself, starting with the screaming of homophobic slurs in the mirror, the flinging of bodily fluids over one's face, the dragging oneself around with complicated arrangement of nooses and pulleys, ending with phoning high-level politicians and their corrupt attorneys to come save your sorry ass.

Did you hear about Jeronimo? He was found Smollesting himself repeatedly and blaming Space Aliens for trying to lynch him; it was all fake noose, his family had to interrupt their election campaign, fly back and have him committed to a mental asylum.

by Fake Noose April 1, 2019

Smolletted

When someone blames you for doing something you didn’t do

I just got smolletted, the cops are blaming me for something I didn’t do

by Imtiredoftypingnow2 February 20, 2019

Smolletting

Faking a Hate Crime. Named after the Jussie Smollett incident of 2019

You're basically Smolletting this entire story.

by CronosOfWildfire December 15, 2021

Smolletted

Faking a racist incident for media publicity.

Samantha smolletted herself to gain clout online.

by TheTechBoy June 26, 2024

Russian Smollette

When you pull the trigger on a fake hate crime and pray it doesn't blow up in your face!

Erica Thomas claimed a white man at the grocery store told her to "go back where she came from," then later was forced to admit the man was Cubann and he never said any such thing. Guess she lost her game of Russian Smollette.

by Guts Knucklebone July 21, 2019

Smollet

Making a false claim of harrassment or attack against a celebrity in order to garner sympathy. Similar to the Streisand effect.

Kathy Griffin smolleted the press with her fake claims that Trump threatened her.

by bobby joe bazooka October 21, 2019