Sad story these smutbags are. A smutbag is a girl who didn't get the guys in high school because she was a dog then too, so this had a psychological affect on her later down the road. Starting in her 20's, despite still being somewhat hard to look at, she has done everything in her power to make herself appear sexy in her adult life. Provocative clothing, bras to make the boobs more pronounced than the stomach, teasing/ flirty talk with perfect strangers... you know the deal. To the smutbag's credit, she actually can bag a guy here and there; usually he's desperate or he wants a funny story to tell. Hell she might even get engaged. Deep down somewhere in her heart though, she knows she's a worthless piece of trash. She knows that no one likes her for who she is and only because she's the only woman on the block who will offer a married guy a blowjob during his kid's birthday party.
"You heard John's mom gave Rich's dad a blowjob at her own daughter's Sweet 16 party?
"Jesus. What a f****n' smutbag"
"Jesus. What a f****n' smutbag"
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A very boisterous or jumpy thing, specifically a Pokémon that will not stay still or jumps out of a pokeballs.
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Get the shitbagger mug.1. Someone who steals other people's lingo without knowing their meaning solely for the purpose to sound cool and totally abuses the shit out of it.
2. Also someone who tries too hard and makes no sense doing it.
3. Someone who makes up ridiculous sayings that make no sense:
Kimosabi on acid.
Chode on ice.
Chode of Destiny.
You're all Gracie Nikka.
Jumped on that shit like it was hot.
Okay Jimbo.
Sup Jack Stain.
I'm going to go Fiend up on some bitches.
2. Also someone who tries too hard and makes no sense doing it.
3. Someone who makes up ridiculous sayings that make no sense:
Kimosabi on acid.
Chode on ice.
Chode of Destiny.
You're all Gracie Nikka.
Jumped on that shit like it was hot.
Okay Jimbo.
Sup Jack Stain.
I'm going to go Fiend up on some bitches.
Did you understand wtf he just said? whata shitbagger.
I can't believe he repeats everything i say hes such a shitbagger.
Did you understand anything she was saying? Chode on ice... she is such a shitbagger.
I can't believe he repeats everything i say hes such a shitbagger.
Did you understand anything she was saying? Chode on ice... she is such a shitbagger.
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1. someone who is so worthless that they are about as useful as a bag full of shit
2. an insult given to someone who is a collective piece of shit. term gathered from CKY videos
3. another term for a sewerage tank, as they hold an abundance of shit
4. a bowel, part of the human body
1. someone who is so worthless that they are about as useful as a bag full of shit
2. an insult given to someone who is a collective piece of shit. term gathered from CKY videos
3. another term for a sewerage tank, as they hold an abundance of shit
4. a bowel, part of the human body
1. Roger: you know what dave?
Dave: what?
Roger: you are a worthless shitbag
2. Bill is a son of bitch shit bag that deserves a tyre iron upside the head
3. Robbo: did u see what happened to that minga bastard?
Jimbo: no, what?
Robbo: some cracker put him in the shit bag out the back
4. I think my shitbag is leaking
Dave: what?
Roger: you are a worthless shitbag
2. Bill is a son of bitch shit bag that deserves a tyre iron upside the head
3. Robbo: did u see what happened to that minga bastard?
Jimbo: no, what?
Robbo: some cracker put him in the shit bag out the back
4. I think my shitbag is leaking
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