smattering of nuns

A smattering of nuns is very similar to a murder of crows, except most of the nuns aren't birds.

"After the zombocalypse, a smattering of nuns engaged in a light popegasm." - Tim Defrag

by Jeebus McChrist April 20, 2006

scatterbrain

Scatterbrain describes the neurological effects of negative, nonsensical and commercial bombardment on those living in "the age of videography". Symptoms include inability to distinguish quality from garbage. Those inflicted with the disease are sometimes called vidiots.

Turning on any TV network channel at prime time OR watching Most Popular "vids" on YouTube OR "cell phone shopping" in Trader Joe's will induce rapid onset of scatterbrain symptoms.

by Bob Kiger September 8, 2007

smatter

This is a word that with two meaning first as a compound word it translates into the question "What is the matter ?" or " Is there a problem ? "
The being the ejected substance of a of a wet fart.

{Definitions #1}

:Hey... What smatter ? You don't look so good.

{Definition #2}

: Oh no ! That not good ! I just farted and got smatter on my underware !

by critter getter September 27, 2009

Spattergram

A spattergram is an instrument used for assessing a client's topics of interest in preparation for organizational design. It is a simple tool that consists of randomly placed concepts (spattered words), on a piece of paper and the client is instructed to circle the top x number of terms as possible topics of interest. (x is equal to 1/3 of the whole) It is used to start the conversation within a given range of possibilities.

When designing a day of learning for an adult learning client group, we had them self-select words from a "spattergram". We then referred to the selected words when conversing about what most interested the client to have us present on the day of learning.

by Tinderbox February 4, 2010

shatteredomori

a user with 3k+ followers on tiktok. :) they’re a really nice person despite their sussy content! they’re really sexy and hot and i wish i could be with them so bad honestly

dave: yo shatteredomori is so hot
olivia: ikr they’re my favorite tiktoker

by mayie is the best June 19, 2021

Scat (scattered)

That state you are in the day after doing a fuckload of drugs.

I'm tripping over nothing, I don't know what i want to eat and my sentences aren't coherent - i'm fucking scat bro

"How much did we take last night? My brain is scat (scattered)"

by Keegyn March 7, 2017

im shattered

Fucking tired

Adam:I didn’t sleep last night,Im shattered

by Dink__11 October 23, 2020