smackerbate

To masturbate by furiously smacking one's penis.

Man, my schlong sure is sore after I smackerbate.

by scagneti September 25, 2006

Shasturbate

The act of masturbating in the shower

Hey i have to shower later tonight, so don't Shasturbate before i do!

by The Kali Kid February 17, 2009

shasturbate

The act of masturbating while taking a shower. The wetness and steaminess makes it feel amazing, yet it usually takes a little longer to have an orgasm. It is also very efficient in terms of cleaning yourself off afterwards.

Ron: "Bro, I just shasturbated while thinking about Emma Watson!"

Daniel: "Nice, dude, that must have felt awesome! Shasturbation is the best!"

by fapfapfap458 November 26, 2011

smasterblasted

a feeling of intense sensory dissaray
being so fucked up you hvae know idea what the hell is going on

man i had 3 5ths to myself im smasterblasted.....who are you?

by davidwating August 10, 2003

Dutch Oven Masterbater

A man that farts while laying in bed and sniffs his own fart doing the dutch oven,gets so turned on by the smell of his fart,he has to Masterbate.

William harris jr,will take a Dutch Oven Masterbater over a woman anyday!

by williampoop23 March 29, 2009

String Masterbate

When a man ties a tight string around his penis and slowly moves it up and down until fully erect. Then, he unties the string and rubs it all over the head of the penis until he precums. Then, the man ties the string tightly around the bottom of the penis and masterbates slowly using his right hand and rubbing his head with the left until orgasm. He then leaves the string on for another 5 minutes or until the penis is completely numb and then takes it off and rubs the head of the penis delicately until he loses his erection.

Bob: "Hey, honey, do you want to watch me string masterbate?"

Cathy: "Yes, that will be alot of fun. I'll go get the string, baby!"

by oooyiurs June 22, 2010

smashturbate

to smash yourself

when you wanna smash someone but you cant so you go home and smashturbate

by frprtz March 29, 2010