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smash tax

when one, maybe numerous, nights a girl lives at your residence without paying rent, she is subject to the smash tax, an unobligated unemotional act in which the woman is forced to pay her monthly dues through sex and lubes.
1. Ya, that chicks been crashin' on my couch for a week, shes owes me a solid.
2. I've been chillin at my house for the last two months and my sisters bestfriend moved in. She uses up all the hot water, and runs up the bills, and shes not payin rent, shes due on the smash tax
by GCoz May 25, 2007
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smash and dash

When you have casual sex with a counterpart and then never talk to him/ her again.
Friend 1 "Did you hit it?"
Friend 2 "Yeah bro, but it was a smash and dash"
by CutTheCreditCard March 25, 2016
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Smash Ya Pasty

Smash Ya Pasty is a slang word of North East England origin which means a man will have sex with a women very well,so much that the women will feel like there vagina has been literally smashed.
"man,i smashed her pasty so bad yesterday, she shit everywhere....kept shagging her though"

"c'mere ho,mi gona smash ya pasty rotten"
by Marc P November 2, 2008
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Smash Blast

A football-based game involving kicking a ball against a wall competetively. This game can accommodate limitless players, however anymore than 10 would be impractical. Smash Blast is often shorted to SB.
Hey Mavis, wanna play Smash Blast?
by AW94 October 22, 2010
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hyland smash

hyland smash is when some one loses their virginity to someone who has a huge ass and looks like a irish metrosexual(healy).
hyland smash.damn i dont normally brag but i smashed.
by bigheadhealy June 14, 2010
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burnam smash

A ballerass overhead/volley shot that dominates in tennis matches. It's known to be unreturnable and scores like I do in a room full of hot bitches.
Oh my god... did you just see that burnam smash?!! His opponent didn't even have a chance.
by a nefarious characters June 9, 2010
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Smash Till Dawn

To stay up all night and play Super Smash Bros with AI or friends. These STD meetups are sometimes used as training for competitions where a player is expected to perform for lengthy periods of time.
Bill: Hey, you have any STDs coming up?
Andy: Yea next week;

Bill: Its not gonna be just you and me, is it?
Andy: Nah, I got 2 other peeps that will Smash Till Dawn with us.

Bill: Koo
by SilentStorm July 29, 2009
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