floor sample

Food that has fallen to the floor that you pick up and eat anyway

Chase was making a ham sandwich in the kitchen one sunny afternoon. Clumsily, he dropped a slice of ham on the floor, but picked it up remembering the 3-second rule, exclaiming "floor sample!". His mother shuddered with disgust.

by Titan McFoley December 7, 2012

Costco Sampler

Pronounced: "Cos-co Sam-plaa"
A person who goes to Costco to eat all the free samples

Donald: "You wanna get some food? I'm starving!"
Nick: "I'm going to Costco for lunch"
Donald: "Git outta here ya COSTCO SAMPLER!"

by Dubsauce July 26, 2007

My Love is A Stapler

Japanese: Watashi no Koi wa Hotchkiss

A great song by the fictional band HTT (Houkago Tea Time or Afterschool Tea Time) from the anime K-On!.

Person 1: That guitar riff in My Love Is A Stapler is neat, right?
Person 2: It was a little tough to learn though....
Person 3: Cheh... it was way too easy....

by DarkIceDragon April 6, 2013

stapler

clingy bitches at woodport

this stapler (steph) wouldnt leave me alone when i getting crunk at woodport

by Jason Attard1 November 7, 2012

John Sample

1) A generic name used just like john doe or jane doe. It is a "sample name"

2) A generic name for a tool or a village idiot. Most commonly a generic wigga especially one with a great deal of wiggerness, particularly in the Northeast near New York but well outside of any real ghetto.

teacher "I'm going to have to write you up, whats your name?"
student "John Sample"

Intercom "Will (the mutha Fuckin') john sample come to the office NOW!"

AIM convo
"dude, john sample is such a myth"
"No way, I buy all my drugs from him"
"LoL, ur never gonna be able to rat out ur dealer - he is a john doe"

by Physics Man II November 13, 2005

smallerize

To make something smaller

We need to smallerize these dohickys to fit them into the breadbox.

by seanaty October 12, 2008

Staples Button

1) A slut.
2) A person who is easy.

Derived from the slogan of Staples, to wit: that was easy.

1) He'll bang anything that moves. He's a Staples Button.

2) Dude, she'll even do you. She's a Staples Button.

by Hobbs_fan October 26, 2012