naked smack down

Naked smack down (noun-verb) usually occurs when one of the guys in your group decides to get completely naked when you and the fellas are together hanging out. Most times a slap will be thrown by the naked man at and/or towards a fully clothed member of the party. This prompts that member of the friend group to also get completely naked and so on and so forth. This practice is extremely dangerous and will usually result in many palm sized welts on your butt and back. Naked smack down are completely unannounced so always be on the look out for the most liable member of your friend group.

Terry: Hey what happened at Tommy’s the other night? I heard someone ended up in the hospital.

Larry: Yeah Brett decided to start naked smack down and Ray got caught in the eye by Harry’s testicles when he was trying to choke slam Dylan.

Terry: Gnarly! Ray’s wife is gonna be pissed!

by Leland Bruce January 29, 2023

smackaroo

Dollar bills; Currency.

I paid that mofo five hundred smackaroos for that Dodge Dart and the shit broke down on me in the McDonalds drive through

by Monsignor O'Shea September 4, 2005

National smack your tall friends day (October 31)

National smack your tallest friend day.
This is for all the short people out

National smack your tall friends day (October 31)
you can smack all of your friends that are taller than you.

by Mayonnaise_boi October 29, 2019

SACOFRICOSIS

the intentional or unwitting fondling of one's unit while the hands are placed in one's pockets; a.k.a. "pocket pool."

Although it may start out as an infinitesimal itch, testicular readjustment, or desire to reaffirm and reassure yourself that you're still intact, we, the male species, are guilty of indulging in a little sacofricosis from time to time. When my uncle was busted by my aunt for this, he attempted to save face by saying that he was digging for change.

by weave September 17, 2003

Smack a poke

When you are referring to smoking a pack of cigarettes but you accidentally switch the second letters in each word. But you like the mistake so much you decide to joke about it and from then on refer to smoking as "smacking a poke" if needing to be covert around people who may not like your smoking activity.

Person 1: "You wanna go smack a poke?"
Person 2: "Yeah that sounds good."
Person 1: "Ok sweet I'll see you in a few."
Person 3: "What are you two talking about???"

by The Arrogant Bastards May 11, 2010

Smack the bitch outta you

Phrase - A comment said from one person (usually African-American male) to another person (usually African-American female) when when they are acting like a bitch, meaning that they would be smacked so hard they would stop being a bitch.

Ex:1

Jenida: Tyrell you are such a douche!

Tyrell: Woman, quit talking before I smack the bitch outta you!

Ex:2

Joseph: Man, Tracy was acting really mean earlier.

Johnny: I know dude, somebody should smack the bitch outta her.

Ex:3

Bailey: Damn Courtney you better stay outta my way!

Courney: Yeah, and you better shut up before I smack the bitch outta you!

by H0biez09 April 13, 2012

Smack House

Meth lab or crack house/drug house. But for heroin

Look at all the needles on the floor In this badass smack house

by Craig$ October 8, 2022