Slow Responsed

To deliberately respond slowly to an instant message conversation online in an attempt to frustrate, annoy, or make the co-respondent jealous by appearing to be juggling many conversations at the same time or to project the impression of being too busy to reply in a timely manner. This is typically achieved by putting one's phone down and performing other tasks knowing full well the other party to the conversation is hanging on waiting for an immediate reply, and that aforementioned person is edging towards homicidal thoughts towards the instigator.

"I was having a WhatsApp conversation with Mary last night and she slow responsed me throughout the conversation"
"Oh man - that's unforgivable. Ditch the bitch"

by badzilla September 17, 2014

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slow cosby

Another word for "love."

In Canada, we call a slow cosby, love.

by CanadianCharlotte December 31, 2015

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The slows

A condition that some people have where they are extra slow about doing something and no matter what you do you can't make them speed up, especially when you are in a hurry to get something done.

He's got the slows.

by Judge dredd7 May 17, 2011

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zetta slow

Slowness multiplied by 10^21.

A term used by the character Sho Minamimoto in the Japanese role-playing game (for the Nintendo DS) The World Ends With You.

Neku Sakuraba is so zetta slow.

by Hogtree Octovish August 7, 2012

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slow elk

Southernism term for a domestic cow that was shot from the roadside and butchered in the field.

Jeb keeps his deep freeze stocked with slow elk.

by Trav September 24, 2004

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Slow Fade

Pronunciation: 'slO 'fAd
Function: verb
1: lacking in readiness, or willingness to accept a budding relationship therefore, institutes this passive aggressive method of disappearing from a relationship all together over an extended period of time.

by Anonymous2007 May 23, 2007

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