Slowmo Sexuals

The name given to retarded zombies who do not walk as fast as their prey.

The Slowmo Sexuals are really getting on my nerves.

by Gakupo April 17, 2010

slowboarder

Often misspelled as SNOWBOARDER, a person who straps themself to one board (while everyone knows two are better) and procedes to slide down a snow covered slope on it. Slowboarders abide by Murphy's law as seen when you, who know what you are doing, are going down a mountain, and they materialize in front of you, causing a crash of you, him/her/it, or both.
Also like to sit down in the middle of a good run, obstructing and ruining it.
Commonly confused with picnickers, idiots, morons, wanksters, retards, or fags

DAMMIT! That slowboarder ruined my run again by getting in my way and now my lift ticket is suspended.

by Zack726 December 28, 2005

Slowbody

A combination of "Slow" and "Nobody", referring to any person who demonstrates their worthlessness by walking or driving too slowly and getting in your way when you're in a hurry.

I'm sorry I was late with your present, the shop was only open for another ten minutes and the place was packed with one slowbody after another.

by Will-M February 10, 2009

slowboating

To chug slowly in an arrogant manner.

Hey Jesi! Stop slowboating that drink you cocky-ass motherfucker.

by Organics March 19, 2011

Slowpoke

The sexiest pokemon alive, can also be used to describe mentally retarded people or in the harassment of people.

1) I was playing pokemon, but my slowpoke made me so horny i had to have some sex,
2) That kid is such a slowpoke, I mean really? Who'd shove a iron penis into their skull!?

by Sensei Slowpoke April 26, 2010

Snowfog

Scary shit.

Probably a pre-cursor to some kinda Bigfoot-esque scary ass snowfog monster named Leonard.

It is 50 degrees, partly sunny and raining outside and the snow on the ground is evaporating, creating snowfog. Clearly these are the end times.

by Chicago on 03/10/13 March 13, 2013

Slopfoot

A person who acts slobbishly, somewhat uneducated, and/or overly casual, especially in the wrong situations. The opposite of snazzleback.

Did you see him wear shorts to the funeral? He's a real slopfoot.

by The Snazzleback July 31, 2012