Slothing

When you are able to finger a girl using three or four fingers, as many as a sloth.

Joe: How big is your girl's vagina?
Sean: She is so loose that I will be slothing her later.

by Erik Burns June 10, 2008

Sloshing

the act of fingering but when your fingers get tired and cramp and the male ends up moving the whole arm to try and imitate the desired motion. One could say its like small punches to the vagina. Commonly confused with fisting.

Connor ended up sloshing shelly into a coma.

by the all knowing phantom June 4, 2012

shoshing

v. doing something (really easy) so spectacularly wrong that your friends mock you endlessly.

that girl spilled juice all over herself, and she was using a sippy cup! totally shoshing it.

by whats_dkk November 18, 2013

slouching

a boy's pants worn below his butt (ostensibly because the boy wants to show off his butt to other boys because of his true homosexuality) if a boy wants to be really unique, he should be slouching without underwear! yummy boy butt!

those boys that wear their pants below their butts are really trying to show off their butts to other boys because they are really gay and want to get their butts fucked! boys that want to be unique should begin slouching without wearing underwear! yummy boy butt!

by that_dominic October 24, 2008

Schizophrenic smooching

Practicing for a real kiss by kissing yourself in a mirror.

Many teenagers try schizophrenic smooching because they don't want to disgrace themselves at their first kiss.

by Pacmaniac June 24, 2011

smoothing

When you go into a bar or club, apply superglue to where the jukebox is plugged into the wall, wait 5 mins, then max out the jukebox on continuous plays of the Rob Thomas + Santana classic collab 'Smooth' and then wait or scram depending on bravery.

Can also apply to playing the song repeatedly or DJing the song in such a way as one copy of the song is scratched in / beatmatched with another copy of the same song. The more inappropriate the social setting, the more successful the smoothing.

- 'Dude these wings are cold!'

- 'Fuck that we're smoothing the joint then...'

by musicfan888888888 June 29, 2011

Slothing

the act of lofting around lifelessly like a useless and lazy lifeless form, akin to the slow moving 3 toed long armed shaggy creature that roams the south African Saharas.

jones: hey radz do you want to go to the gym with me tonight
radz: honestly, im really not in the mood im just going to be slothing around the house, 3 toed style. WORD

by radbud February 17, 2009