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The Roman Sledge Hammer

A sexual position adopted by the late Septimus Decimus Octavius III in Goth occupied Rome. It is said that no position could match The Roman Sledge Hammer, which involves a man performing multiple cartwheels into his required orifice whilst clenching seedless olives in between his toes. This position was later beaten by the feared Bosnian Quiche.
"I gave her a right good Roman Sledge Hammering last night" Jeff.
"Did you use the seedless green olives from Sainsburies I told you about?" Joe.
"Well... yes, but they were stuffed with Feta cheese!" Jeff
"Then you didn't fucking perform The Roman Sledge Hammer you cunt, (See cunt) Octavius himself would be turning in his grave!" Joe
by Lel Cordell April 27, 2008
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Swing the Sledge Hammer

Man, I really needed to swing the sledge hammer after I saw Sara today!
by >>>Hurricane Andrew<<< November 9, 2008
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Dirty Sledge Hammer

-A sledge hammer that is often dirty..
- A male with a dirty penis, his tool is often infected by blue cabbage.
Man.. you need to get that dirty sledge hammer checked out!
by Sexbooooom November 17, 2010
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siberian sledge hammer

When you stick an ice cube up a girls ass then fuck her as hard as you can
"wow im still so sore from last night" said sarina
"why what happened?" asked layla
"mike gave me a siberian sledge hammer"
by scizzott November 9, 2007
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Gallagher Sledge-O-Matic

1. The signature sketch of prop comic Gallagher, in which he smashes miscellaneous items with a large mallet not an actual sledgehammer. Apparently, a sledgehammer is too heterosexual. 2. A potent strain of methamphetamine, named after the above prop comic. Originating from around Hazleton, Pennsylvania. Taken orally, intravenously, anally, vaginally, nasally and smoked. The original lab was raided at the dawn of 2010, but is back in operation.
1. douche bag: I brought the clear plastic tarp for Gallagher's show. Hope he brings the Gallagher Sledge-O-Matic. Hee hee hee.

2. hazletard: I need a quarter hit of some Gallagher Sledge-O-Matic, bad. So I can suck truck driver cock for enough cash for a full hit, no homo.
by Hazletard-in-Chief December 11, 2010
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sista sledge

another word to represent a female; often used to describe a female you do not like
sista sledge tried to come up to me and start some mess
by Shant' April 4, 2009
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Sledge

just sad and life less
sledge is soo lifeless its unbelievable
by user789ulala April 9, 2022
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